𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚍 𝙱𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚠𝚗

Big fat party animal chungoid, Chris Farley blob archetype, loves to say stuff like "let's get weird," or "do epic shit" and get very drunk, or maybe he's Sober (capital S) now and into skating. Dresses like a kid, always with a neon fanny pack or ironic shirt that says "slut." Hot dog wearing sunglasses tattoo. Speaks in Diablo Cody quirkball "homeskillet" dialogue. Got a real kick out of "Boaty McBoatface" and listens to Babymetal, the cute Japanese girl metal act ("Dude, they actually really shred!") Always pulling goofy Jim Carrey faces. Carries around a chihuahua for some reason (Big guy, tiny dog, classic). Not funny, but "fun." Great with kids. Not afraid to say the f word, but god help you if you don't Respect Women. Decent f-ing human. There's a certain type of foid that can't resist this garbage. I have found this type of guy needs to be loved by everyone constantly or gets depressed and mean, and this craving gets more pronounced with age.