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Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
Holy moly, how did seventeen years pass so quickly?! But so glad people out there still enjoy it, as that game has a special place in my heart.
Replying to @TJFixman
unrelated but this game turns 17 today and i really love it and want to thank you for writing it 😁
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Finished #Carrie last night. Mike Flanagan does not miss. Whoever doubts his ability to bring the Dark Tower to life has forgotten the face of his father.
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What I use Gemini for.
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You’re damn right I did. You should too. LFG. #vote
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This is awful news.
BREAKING: Electronic Arts is cutting 400 jobs and shutting down BioWare, the legendary development studio behind Dragon Age and Mass Effect. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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“I’ve got an owie on my neck” has endured as the go-to headshot pose of actors everywhere.
📸: Guitarricadelafuente for Variety wp.me/pc8uak-1lHWzz
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She looks like something the backrooms forgot.
Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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Someone told me Val Kilmer was in an episode of Entourage and I didn't believe it. I put it on and holy shit, he really was in the show--in an impossible-to-believe story about Los Angeles running out of weed.
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As we get closer to the premiere of #StreetFighter, here's a fun fact about director @kitaosakurai . I worked with him for months before learning that he was one of the hockey-playing demons in Dogma.
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Congrats to @TerryMatalas, Marvel's secret weapon. So excited to check out #VisionQuest.
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Ignoring the fact that Gene Wilder’s family ok’ed the recreation of his voice in Netflix’s Wonka reality show, I am genuinely curious as to how people feel about it.
10%Love it
90%Creeped out by it
21 votes • Final results
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Are they allowed to run full-tilt through the concourse in an attempt to thwart a terrorist plot? Asking for a friend.
The Transportation Security Administration says it's taking away chairs at airport checkpoints nationwide and that TSA officers who check passengers' IDs must stand, saying the move is designed to help officers remain alert. abcnews.link/EWSOHVd
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I get why RE purists are turned off by the new Resident Evil movie, but you could’ve called it Paddington 4 and I would still tell you it’s worth a watch. I haven’t had that much fun watching a horror movie since Cabin in the Woods. Go see Paddington 4.
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Getting older is strange. One minute you’re at the club getting hammered and listening to Ludacris ask you what you got in that room. The next you’re home at 9pm watching Ludacris sell one-a-day vitamins on TV.
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The one-punch knock-out has to be the most overused trope in movies and television.
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Karl Urban's DREDD is criminally under-appreciated. Watch it on Amazon now if you haven't already.
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Apple's AI is crazy-advanced. Look how lifelike these employees are! #AppleEvent
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“The only way to stand up for my country is to stand up to it.” @JohnFDaley @VancityReynolds Great movie, fellas. Thank you.
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Coyote vs Acme was a delight. Rapid fire jokes, a heartfelt story, and a true love letter to Looney Tunes and the golden age of animation. Go see it.
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