♡♥ Toi ♥♡

Me when I realized that the Spice Girls have never been in a Starbucks fall season ad.

I told The RealReal that this bag was fake, and they still sold it……….. 🫠

Half & Half is my fav sitcom, and they 100% didn’t give Mona enough credit for how gorgeous she was! Like, do you see the material??????? 🤏🏾✨

Yikes.

Hope this helps.

Fast forward to today, and I receive a pair of counterfeit sunglasses — also from @depop like…

Likeeeeee…

How I received the item:

How the item was advertised:

Listen… @depop is not a real place 🤦🏾‍♀️ never listening to my homegirl again.

I had a brocolli salad from @WholeFoods. I mean… it was aight, it wasn’t all that. 🫣

My daughter has Ms. Rachel. This is who I had. 🥹

Are we looking at the same person 😭 older, maybe. — 35 at BEST. I don’t know a single 44 year old that looks like this.

Chunky monkey’s high value cousin

Finding out that Ms. Rachel is actually a bad bitch hidden in plain sight, wasn’t on my 2025 Bingo card.

Nobody: My husband: you should take off those panties, they look uncomfortable on you

Nobody: My husband: you should take off those panties, they look uncomfortable on you

My photobucket is full of vintage MySpace pics of my faves… And I love that for me. 😭 (and yes I still have photobucket) @TEYANATAYLOR 🥹✨