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twitter spaces beta tester 🦾 resident troll on the innanet, here to bring the ruckus 😎

Joined April 2009
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Salma Hayek is aging like a Goddess.
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I just can’t date a man who posts on Instagram. instant ick. especially if they post with music or on stories. like why are you updating this throughout your day!!!!
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Cuz they know how yaw like to steal and sell they babies like slaves
She gave birth to her first baby and couldn't stop hugging it. ❀️❀️
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this is the crust to cheesecake ratio i’ve been dreaming about my whole life
Cheesecake Sandwiches With a Strawberry Dip πŸ“
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Lose your fave eater and now you’re doing 5k runs at 6am and watching Ted Talks on emotional intelligence
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Being able to live unemployed in a first-world country is a sign of intelligence
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Nobody talks about how the chemistry goes off the charts when you have two ppl with equal attractiveness meeting for the first time…
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Be a flight attendant
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β€œnamaste”
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Having phone cover and screen protector
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Going on a birthday trip that you organize yourself
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Climbing out of a pool
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Wish someone a happy birthday on an instagram story
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Using an umbrella is top 5
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Post ANY photo dump whether it be on a post or on your story πŸ˜‚
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first step to healing is crashing out online
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Replying to @colormetaay
recession so bad ppl dressing in styles they used to make fun of
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Car meets and bike meets are so weird 😭😭😭 β€œhey bro nice bike” β€œThanks I got the exhaust tuuuuuuned” β€œI like yours too” β€œThanks buddy let’s be friends and fuck our exhaust pipes”
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I’m never going to a bike meet again lmao
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