Joined January 2012
Please please please please please
Nicki Minaj Floated as Next White House Press Secretary by Senior Trump Staffers — TMZ
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Well he just said it. Congrats everyone
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Trump: "Libya, Yemen, Haiti, Somalia -- remember what I called them? Shit house countries."
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Astonishing. I've been tracking Trump admin corruption and self-dealing for the last 20 months. Here are 10 stories (!!!) from just the last three weeks. Literally. Every single one from October.
JD Vance: "I've not seen a single shred of evidence that Donald Trump participates or sanctions in that corruption ... I've not once seen evidence that Donald Trump has enriched himself"
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Starting already
Trump administration sues to block Alaska Senate race certification if Republican loses, citing candidate name confusion.
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Lmao OHHH
Breaking: WASHINGTON (AP) 2 ex-FBI intelligence officials have been charged with making false statements to Congress about Hunter Biden's laptop
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Imagine a rogue AI agent liquidating your bank account and investment portfolio. If you are the only victim, I suppose you could get made whole by the AI company responsible. If rogue agents liquidate hundreds of billions across millions of accounts, the AI company would go bankrupt and you wouldn’t get made whole. Imposing criminal liability on AI executives might help mitigate it at the front end, but once the crime is complete and you lose everything criminal responsibility will be necessary but completely insufficient.
SCOOP: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents inside customer accounts, including some attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, sources told Axios. The findings have alarmed banking executives, who are racing to restrict access to their systems as AI moves at a velocity faster than financial institutions can respond, multiple industry and bank executives told Axios. Several banks are now preparing for worst-case and even “day after” scenarios, including how to rapidly secure or restore customer accounts if things go wrong, the people said. Several bank executives told Axios they're struggling to distinguish between human users and AI agents. One executive said banks also struggle to determine whether agents are authorized by customers or potentially operating without their permission, more akin to rogue agent behavior. Read my latest for Axios here: axios.com/2026/10/22/ai-agen…
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Trump Ties Disaster Aid to Midterm Outcome, Warning States That Vote Democrat Could Receive Less Federal Relief Money — NYT
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Nobody wants this shit
In their memo to staff, EA confirmed that an open-world experience is coming to their American Football games. It's currently under the codename "Project Gridiron" and is described as a "social-first open-world experience"
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I worked with FEMA in The White House. This is an insane move. States don’t have the budget for this. Ex: Katrina cost $108B, LA’s total state budget in ‘05 was $19B. Batshit insane
BREAKING: Trump's head of FEMA just told states to prepare to handle disasters on their own. The Trump admin's disaster chief told state officials they must increase their financial reserves and emergency capabilities to handle most disasters on their own — without federal help. politico.com/news/2026/10/20…
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South Louisiana’s days are numbered
BREAKING: Trump's head of FEMA just told states to prepare to handle disasters on their own. The Trump admin's disaster chief told state officials they must increase their financial reserves and emergency capabilities to handle most disasters on their own — without federal help. politico.com/news/2026/10/20…
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The White House posting Down syndrome slurs on official media accounts to attack a journalist. Is there no bottom to this depravity?
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LMFAO
This is how #LSU HC Lane Kiffin opened his press conference today. Assuming he was chatting with @RivsHughey.
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An unpopular foreign leader embracing an unpopular president and telling Americans to stop whining about gas prices is a great closing message for Republicans two weeks out from the midterms
President Trump, my friend Donald - thank you for your extraordinary endorsement. Israel has never had a greater friend in the White House. Together we will never let Iran's regime get nuclear weapons. Thank you for your clarity, courage and unwavering support. @realDonaldTrump
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They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF
“Student protest” they said
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TMahl retweeted
Hegseth is unfit. The day Congress is back, we will force a vote to pass @RepThomasMassie’s impeachment resolution and remove him.
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Even the Popes cancer diagnosis he has to make it about himself smh
Trump on Pope Leo's cancer diagnosis: "His brother is a friend of mine. He's a fantastic guy and his wife, they're big Trump supporters. They're MAGA all over their house. I can say that his brother loves the Pope a lot, and that's good enough for me."
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Y'all lose in these and I’m personally coming out to practice Tuesday morning to get to the bottom of this shit
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