Shalin Deshpande

Marathi: Shev, chakli, chiwda he saglyansathi asta. English: Shev, Chakli, Chiwda is faral. Credits: Sanika G

Husband: Do you know Latin? Wife: Yes and you know Hebrew. Husband: Huh? How? Wife: bagha, aplyala hi coffee banvaychi ahe ani polya pan. Husband: Tar? Wife: Tar tumhi Hebrew kara, mi Latin.

I love listening to 'baby doll mai sone di' at the end of my day. Coz Eo EoD Eo EoD Sone sone parole lakkha..

Nsfw joke ahead: . . . . . . Who called them shemales and not D wali?

Starting a business where I will act as your brother for the day for 500 Rs. Calling it bhau biz .

Me: Aai kai kartey? Aai: Pahunyansathi batata Vada banavlay. Me: kahi madat karu? Aai: ho talun zala ahe, ha tu baher

USA cha ek famous state:

Alia is preparation while Harsha is completion: Alia Bhogasi.. Harsha Bhogle!

Foreigners always plan to move their furniture before Diwali. Diwali chya daha diwsa adhi te nehmi mhantat- halloween.

Sacrifices sirf aurte karti hai janab, Mardo ki to zimmedariya hoti hai.

Ye kis line me aagaya bhai

They say the path to success is always painful. Success cha mahit nahi, Majhi path dukhayla lagli ahe.

English: Give me this notebook. Marathi: Vaidahi.

Rattlestakes in Austin, Texas can never be your friends. Afterall, they are Austin ke saap

The dawn of Diwali is called-

Met this kid who thinks B.Ed is short for Bakri Eid😭😭

Cook: Kiska roti hai ye? Mom: Shubham ka Roti hai ye.. Dada: Shubham ka Roti? Me: Kalyanam, aarogyam dhana sampada🙏