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Grampa: How long is this going to take? I messed myself five minutes ago.
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Generic Girl: Boys are gross! Everything is gross!
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Football Player: Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof
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Homer: I hate you a lot!
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Kent Brockman: What a show Lard Lad's putting on - a horribly destructive show!
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Nelson: Hey civilization! Nice job coming to an end!
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Squeaky-Voiced Teen: I think I just felt a burst of testosterone!
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Shooter Dolphin: (DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
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Kent Brockman: Uh oh, eating vegetables is going to cost valuable calories!
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Blue-Haired Lawyer: Lawyers rule, non-lawyers drool!
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Hobbit Todd: It's full of trans fats, so you'll like it!
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Kearney: I gotta get my Macintosh to crash their computers, just like in "Independence Day"!
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Hobbit Rod: I hope they had dragon insurance!
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Principal Skinner: I worry that the chaos may be disturbing mother. But it's a good worried.
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Ralph: The aliens escaped from my dreams.
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Apu: Saving a forest assures you'll be at least a pigeon in your next life.
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Janey: I bet I'm handling the chaos better than Lisa. She's dumb!
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Lisa: Many of your proverbs are obvious!
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Marge: Hello, earth to family!
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