@TStoop

Hard Drinking Calypso Poet

 California
Joined September 2011
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Word for word one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
funfetus@finnfetus888h
Replying to @Toranaga680640 @RichardGlutes @andymalafarina
Lol yeah, reminded me how fun some parties are despite most of the time public events are stressful. AIDS is a punishment like how Moses spread locusts onto Egypt.
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Because this isn’t Madden and we have backside coverage and a roving safety
The Tailgate Tent🏈⛺️
@TheTailgateTent21h
I don’t understand why teams don’t roll QB right, have all the WR congregate to the right but slip a TE all the way to the back left pylon and the QB launches one that way. Likely wide open or single covered.
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And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
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What a World, what a life I’m in love!!!
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Effy has been kidnapped
𝔭𝔞𝔴𝔤𝔢𝔣𝔣𝔶
@MyNameIsntEffy7h
Replying to @MyNameIsntEffy
i don’t even want to watch trainspotting for 3 hours
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Imagine being afraid of a city
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzon15h
The 3rd most dangerous city in America.
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If I ever tweet something this dumb someone shoot me
LBO Vinny
@LeveredVinny18h
Replying to @Spac3Wrangl3r
Really tough man. You should tweet some more about sportsball
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This is permanently in my top 5 video clips of all time. Gets me every time
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Your parents when a QR code pops up on the tv screen for authentication
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Baker comes back and runs the bitch ass NFC South
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Yeah and what’s the problem with that?
gc.@KnowgcmusicOct 24
Mezcal tastes like someone left a cig in your tequila
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What the hell was that Arch Manning
Ian Hartitz
@IhartitzOct 25
What the hell was that Arch Manning
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Day 3 guy tbh maybe UDFA if he wasn’t a Manning
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beer only damages the liver of those who are evil and wicked. if you have a kind soul alcohol cannot harm you
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Ty@TStoopOct 24
BYU losing this game is all the proof anyone should need that God is real and you should fear him
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This lefty from UCF is the absolute truth I love this dude
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BYU losing this game is all the proof anyone should need that God is real and you should fear him
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Pacific Beach, California
larry davids mistress@b1gdumb1diottOct 24
Was in Denver last week and forgot how much the dog culture there overwhelms me. Your dog doesn’t need to be in this bar and I’d go as far to assume your dog doesn’t want to be in this bar. Leave him at home
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Chicago people legit treat it like it’s the only city in the world it’s wild
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