Okay, let me check the scheduled interviews with Lurie, Roseman and the medical staff... Oh shucks, guess we'll just have to keep it quiet then
Going to lay out my Eagles/Jalen Hurts conspiracy theory.
Hypothesis: Jalen Hurts is actually being delisted from the market to protect his market price
The messy reporting from the injury reads to me like it wasn't a big deal so they flew on a plane and played in a game but the best case for all parties is that the asset isn't tarnished from awful play but temporarily needs to be delisted for medical reasons
Rams sitting at 2-3 with a 1st rd QB who is absolutely not melting a hole in the bench is funny on all fronts



