Betches of Towson

Days like today, el rodeo is missed more than ever 💔

Professors who make assignments due the monday after spring break need to get laid

Calling a snow day the night before is the school literally telling you you have to drink

It's literally an artic tundra outside and I'm not ok with it

If you're not excited to get back to school you need new friends and a fake ID

My New Years resolution is to understand what 'on fleek' means and why it's a thing

New year, same bad decisions

Can we please all agree to leave bangs in 2014?

If you're spending New Year's Eve at torrent tonight I'm judging you

I hope you were all given new clothes for the holidays to wear uptown instead of that O's shit you people claim as decent apparel

Merry betchy Christmas to all of our followers!!

Happy first day of finals betches! Don't stress, if all else fails there's always wine and sleeping with your professors.

Congrats to those of you seeking out which professors will give into sexual favors

It's that time of year where we all calculate the lowest possible grade to get on your exams in order to still pass the class💯

Cheers to the best four years 🍻

Drink enough tonight to forget that finals are a thing

Thankful for uptown, pizans, and towson best delivering in natural disasters

I won't be thankful until towson does something about the lack of boys on campus

Stop wearing Towson clothes around campus we all know where you go to school

Is anyone else still recovering from Halloween or is it just me?