
Former fry cook giving TV directing a try @nbcwashington. It was either Director or handsome billionaire. Opinions are mine, or the Russian that hacked me.
Baltimore/Washington DC
Joined February 2009
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Great song lyric: “Time won’t leave me as I am, Time won’t take the boy out of this man”. This is my mindset. Mickey Mouse is my watch face to remind me.
I think we should normalize putting money in “Get Well Soon” cards. Looking at you Karen from IT, I question your loyalty to my health concerns. #GetWellSoon
I’ve decided to keep @WorldCupEN favorites a secret. Rest assured, if you’re team loses, I was probably hoping they’d win. Sorry ‘bout that. 😔
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A big thank you to our amazing @nbcwashington morning team who worked this #Thanksgiving! 🤗
Tryna hit this Powerball jackpot tonight. Looking to start a group to buy the @Commanders. @JPFinlayNBCS @BMitchliveNBCS
Best days of my life:
1. Getting married
2. Birth of my kid
3. Dan Snyder selling the team
That’s the list @Commanders @NFL
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EMBLEM GIVEAWAY:
Courtesy of Bungie I am giving away TEN 'Scientia Illuminata' emblem codes for Destiny 2.
To enter simply FOLLOW ME + RETWEET THIS TWEET.
Winners will be drawn + messaged one week from now, good luck to you all. Big thanks to @Bungie for supplying the codes 💙
Christian Keller retweeted
In celebration of Festival of the Lost...
I'm giving away 3x Scientia Illuminata emblems!
To Enter:
⇢ 🔹 Follow me on Twitter
⇢ 🔹 Retweet
ENDS NOV 1ST
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Today was magical!🪄
We were privileged today to flyover the Magic Kingdom Park @disneyparks, not just once, but twice! In celebration of the Air Force’s 75th birthday, and Disney’s 50th our two organizations were able to come together to inspire so many to chase their dreams.













