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Creative failure. Professional success. Still writing the story. Probably not the Chris Kelley you’re looking for.

Quincy, IL
Joined March 2009
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ICYMI: Our new literary magazine, PROMPTED, launched this week 🚀 It features award-winning stories from @Table16, @cjeromewrites, and ten other wonderful writers. Grab a free copy for your weekend reading: blog.reedsy.com/creative-wri…
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Sign in 1918 (courtesy of Emma Donoghue's THE PULL OF THE STARS): MASK YOUR COUGH AND MASK YOUR SNEEZE, ONLY FOOLS AND TRAITORS SPREAD THE DISEASE.
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Come into Blockbuster today for a chance to see your social studies teacher rent softcore pornography.
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Colleen said if this gets 50,000 retweets we each get to tell one customer to shut up.
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Replying to @therealraywise
@therealraywise @tahitismith @RoboDoc2017 And then we have something so amazing...
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Replying to @Table16
Lol! They’re are so many fake me’s out there! My friend showed them to me, fake fb’s fake Instagram, fake twitters probably too! Lol!
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Here is the poster AND trailer for my new movie 'Baby Driver'. Can't wait for you to see: youtu.be/UfoWyZvDCEc
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BREAKING: Trump bans EPA employees from providing updates on social media or to reporters, bars awarding new contracts or grants.
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I'm claiming the title of "The First Interview of #Sundance2017!" Sundance alum Jacqueline Christy via @screenmag youtu.be/snu23Wpirl8 – at North Snyderville Basin, UT
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Replying to @Table16 @WineShowTV
this is dedication to the cause. Happy tasting!
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Replying to @Table16 @WineShowTV
we always wear surgical gloves when tickling oenology glands
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Folks, @Table16 made @funnyordie's home page today with "Name The Place." It's easy to find - right on the front page!
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Some people are only happy for your success if they think they can get something out of it. Fortunately those types are easy to spot.
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Great night with our friends at @CIMMFest as they honor @kartemquin great Gordon Quinn
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I'm going to be uploading little #ArtOfConfession tidbits all week as I wrap up the deluxe 2 DVD set. Two #TBGWT fan winners getting copies.
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Pls follow, pls RT: We are TWO damn followers away from 14,000, please help put us over the top, thx friends! – at Chicago, IL
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The church by my house has a sign that says, "Easter only comes once a year, how often do you?"
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