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IM MARRIED 🤍 lost in their sauce

 probably with them 💫
Joined November 2016
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day 1 of vacation with the love of my life 🩵
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Them: “It’s 11/11, make a wish!” Me:
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In other news my wife and I were Spider-Man for Halloween 🕷️🕸️
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You just tuned into K 85.9, welcome to one of the shittiest weeks I’ve ever had the luxury of experiencing
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Long time no see. Everything fucking sucks.
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Image from rio 🪲bug oomf @ insect fair 2027! (@colligocritters)
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Zelda Vox@ZeldaVoxAug 17
yes i DO think you’re a loser and an idiot for using generative AI! yes i DO think you’re fucking stupid if you ask chatgpt questions! i do not respect you!
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If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this
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@BiancoDavinciJun 20
Snake Eyewear by GuiFou
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you belong in an art museum 🖼️
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this feels like the day i found out jay z cheated on beyonce bruh im mad as fuck right now
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We're up to 6 warehouses set on fire now across the country and I feel like it's being severely underreported.
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I have a theory that only cats can experience pleasure without attachment
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@catshealdeprsnApr 4
sunbeam napper: orange tabby finds the perfect autumn leaf bed
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stop engaging in ai fruit slop and instead embrace tradition.
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@misak1nzMar 21
delete chatgpt and get a library card
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سيدة
@Ajoke__xxMar 16
I'm actually serious about loving you forever.
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"GEN Z IS NOT DRINKING" "GEN Z IS CELIBATE" "GEN Z DOESN'T..." When GEN Z was completing studies, there was COVID. When GEN Z started job hunting, AI took over. When GEN Z wanted to travel, a world war started out of nowhere.
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@tufthugMar 2
back in my day if you were 14 on the internet you kept that to yourself
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I cancelled my tattoo appointment yesterday, the tattoo artist never read my message, and then today she messaged me and said “thanks for coming yesterday! let me know how it heals” girl what
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@halseyMar 1
I keep your lights on for years and this is the thanks I get?
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@tumblrFeb 27
19 years of tumblr 💝🎉
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What it felt like to be 12 and find out Girls can kiss other Girls
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