Deadpool

“You only work for that shit spackled muppet fart!” -not new to character -best merc ever -loves chimichangas -smut in DMs -MCU rp -MVRP -RT?

“Hey!!! You better go see my new movie in a few days, otherwise I’ll hunt you down.....and ill kill you...just kidding I’ll give you tickets, we can go together, it will be a blast”

“You all better go see my new movie when it comes out...I’ll kill anyone that doesn’t!”

“So....can I help fight Thanos too?”

“Hi!!!!”

//back finally on this account and @HellfireCycle, saw infinity war so muse is hella high

#WCW goes to my crazy girl @HarleyOfChaos her crazy matches my crazy and I love her so much!

Black panther was so good!

“Hey everyone! Me and @HarleyOfChaos wedding is today! So we are needing to know who is going to be there for this and beautiful ceremony, please let us know”

“Oh hello twitter! In case you were wondering, no my new movie isn’t out yet, and yes my valentine is the sexy and crazy @HarleyOfChaos I mean her crazy matches my crazy, and is it too bold if I wanna marry her today? I don’t think so!”

“It’s my birthday!!!”

“This bundle of craziness right here @HarleyOfChaos is my #WCE and #WCW I have her crazy heart all to myself and no one else gets to have it”

“My #WCW is @HarleyOfChaos, she is so fucking hot and her crazy matches my crazy”

“Late #WCW to @HarleyOfChaos cause she is cool, and also super fucking hot!”

Scares whoever reads this tweet