TABLE’S FLIPPED NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH
BREAKING: Democrat Annie Andrews wins U.S. Senate race in South Carolina, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4iE47PD
NBC keeps putting @NikkiHaley on and she’s getting drunker by the minute
Tell Nikki Haley to shut her retarded mouth @SteveKornacki
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Two concept art renders in 10 years #ThankYouIsrael
Elon spamming Matt Walsh posts on my timeline, they’ve got the cyanide capsules under their tongues rn
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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Catholics understand the metaphorical nature of art and life, protestants are afraid The Devil is a man in red pajamas hiding in Philadelphia probably and rigging voting machines
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Weezer Super Bowl halftime show. They play the entire blue album. Bears win 100-0. I get to see her one more time.
For the past 24 hours my For You page has just been chud bullshit, Harry Potter fashwave edits, and videos of women getting cummed in #itsforyoudawg #itslit
Elizabeth Holmes: “Thank you for getting me out of jail.”
Me: “Not a problem ma’am.”
“You telling the judge that I needed to be free to buy clothes was genius.”
“God is a genius ma’am.”
Elizabeth Holmes, touching me: “What would do if I didn’t have any clothes?”
“No ma’am.”


















