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High Wycombe, UK
Joined December 2010
You would certainly need to be brave to buy products from @madebygoogle. Thermostat 💀 Smoke detectors 💀 What next? Cameras?
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Watching Kevin Keegan crash a bike during an episode of Superstars when he was one of the world’s top players remains an extraordinary childhood moment.
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Hi @BBCBreaking when we see the upcoming sacking of many of your colleagues because there’s no money will you reflect on the cost of having a helicopter following a train carrying Andy Burnham into London?
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Just andy being dead normal in his house
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Just got an email from @wwfcofficial about season tickets. Outstanding stuff about the children’s season tickets. If there’s a better deal in the 92 I would be surprised.
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I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down. We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.
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I guess all the experts criticising the @metpoliceuk officers in the way they dealt with the terrorist in #GoldersGreen would be the first running towards him using words of positive enforcement to persuade him to come for tea. You play terrorist games you win terrorist prizes.
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I’m sure these two things are connected. #Fury
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What a crazy weekend! Anyone able to come and move a giant boulder for me?
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Yay!! It’s Friday 🥳
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2025 in a nutshell. Celebrities posting their heartfelt tributes to #BrigitteBardot only to have to retract them 24 hours later when they learn more about their ‘inspiration’. Stay in school kids. 🤡
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Before the thoughts and prayers comments start coming. For all the celebrities that have jumped on the anti Israel rhetoric do you understand that words have consequences? #Bondi
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#Ashes Same old story. England can play brilliantly for sessions. Aussies play well for matches. It’s a mindset issue.
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Why did @wwfcofficial not wear poppy shirts yesterday? Seems like every other team did.
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I have a great deal of sympathy with #AngelaRayner and her circumstances. I hope that this episode has allowed her to realise that we are all flawed and hounding people for every mistake whilst she was in opposition laid the foundation to today.
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The problem is when you focus on podcasts and selling crisps your opponents might focus on playing football. #Lionesses
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👇 This NEVER gets old! 🤣🤣🤣
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Needed to wait over 5 months for a repair on our @quookeruk tap. Big day arrives, waited in, they cancel 45 minutes before appointment. 😠 Expensive dribbling water tap remains.
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"One setback will not deter us from the longer-term goals that we have put in place to take this club to levels it has never reached before." A message to you, our supporters, on behalf of the owners.

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