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I drink bourbon and I've never been hospitalized, therefore bourbon also prevents hospitalizations.
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Without government, who would raid your home because you complained to an airline that they were flying to low over your property?
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She looked like the kinda girl that would have retractable fingernails.
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My enemies? Let them wonder who in the building cooked fish again
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A school of juvenile striped eel catfish huddle closely together as protection from predators as they take turns feeding on the ocean floor.
📽: Abyss Dive Center Bali
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This was one of the last monologues cable news's most-watched host ever gave.
He asked viewers to imagine his channel pushing a mandatory product from a top advertiser, even as evidence mounted that it caused heart attacks, fertility problems and death.
Days later, his network fired him. 🧵
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Aaron Rodgers sat at that podium in Paris and said out loud what the corporate league office spends millions trying to sanitize.
The NFL talks endlessly about “player safety” and “expanding the global game.” But behind closed doors, owners scrapped player-friendly bye weeks, forced a brutal 17th regular-season game, and shipped franchises across oceans simply because there was another dollar to squeeze out of foreign TV markets.
While families and players navigate locked-down streets, civil tension, and grueling travel schedules, ownership sits in five-star suites counting international expansion checks.
Rodgers doesn't care about league fines anymore. He’s telling you the truth: in the modern NFL, the brand and the balance sheet come first. The humans on the field come second.
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The victims were Christians and the terrorist killers are Muslim, in case you’re wondering why ABC News left those details out.
At least nine people were killed and 34 were injured after gunmen opened fire on a church in Karak, Jordan, on Friday. abcnews.link/XdO4iJa
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Well, they are.
You can't simultaneously shit your pants when they're called shithouse countries, then also be horrified when we deport someone back to them. If they're not shithouse countries, you should celebrate people going back to paradise. Grow up.
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So glad Obama got us the affordable care act to make health care so much
more affordable…
BREAKING: The average cost of a family’s annual health insurance premium in the US is up +$1,303 YoY, or +5%, to a record $28,303.
This marks the 4th consecutive annual increase of at least +$1,300.
Over this period, the average annual premium for family coverage has surged +$5,884, or +26%.
To put this into perspective, CPI inflation has risen +13% over the same period, or half as much.
Since 1999, the average health insurance premium for a family has soared +$22,494, or +387%.
This represents an average annual growth rate of +6.1%, well above CPI inflation at +2.6% over the same period.
Health insurance has never been more expensive.
25 years and this low IQ illegal couldn't even figure out how to speak the language. Good riddance.
A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him.
Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r
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A 99.99% chance of me winding up crushed has never stopped me before...
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Remember in 2013 when he said families would get good healthcare for less than the cost of their cable bills and then the cost of insurance skyrocketed? That was awesome.
NBC pregame topic, "how will the Chiefs handle the noise?" Because obviously the 3x Superbowl champions have never been in a noisy stadium 🙄
