Francy Talking Poop

Even I know you shouldn't bite people. And I only have two bottom teeth! #suarez #italyVsUraguay #whyAreYouABiterSuarez

With van Gaal in charge, United are going to be playing dirtier than my diapers #vangaalmufc #mufc #vanGaal

Ridiculous call on #Webeck even I know that you're not supposed to put your head to someone's foot #Martinez !! #ManUtdVsBayern

.@robinwilliams Apparently I look a bit like you! I'm your biggest 8 month old fan :-)

.@Blackberry Getting my hands on mum's Q10 really motivated me to learn how to crawl! youtube.com/watch?v=eASG_b7U…

@ACAltitude It definitely spoiled me for future travel!

Me enjoying mum's lounge access last month. Too bad being pregnant bumped her status down this year! @ACAltitude

I want to learn to bicycle kick, but I can't yet crawl. Any tips? #DareToZlatan @Ibra_official

I'm as frustrated as my parents were when I stopped sleeping through the night #ChelseaVsManUtd

#DeGea can't do it all himself - where is the #defense?!? #ChelseaVsManUtd

And now #Chelsea are going to park the bus... #ChelseaVsManUtd

Nice opening move #AshleyYoung - I'm sitting on the edge of my play mat for this one! #ChelseaVsManUnited

Looks like #Messi is getting fashion advice from the same person who gave him tax advice! #MessiSuit

"@GaryLineker: Manchester United are finally looking like a top 6 side." though we need to be a top 4 side!

Great moves #kagawa and a nice follow up #valenica! #bigExhale #manUtdVsSwansea

Nice build up #valencia and #rafael but what was that shot #welbeck?!? #manUtdVsSwansea

The 4th official looks like #rooney pre-plugs. At least that's what i'm told, I was actually born then. #ManUtdVsSwansea

Interesting hairdo on #januzaj - did he just get up from a #nap before kick off? I know I did! #manUtdVsSwansea