@TalkingSchmidt

Actor. Comedian. Voice Actor. SAG-Eligible I’m also on the Upper West Side Community Board

 New York, NY
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Joined August 2020
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You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through
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I can see better look-alikes standing behind them. Stop the steal!
Thought Catalog
@ThoughtCatalogOct 26
The winners of the Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder look-alike contest celebrate in Washington Square Park.
Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winners.

ALT Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winners.

Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winner.

ALT Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winner.

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Like most New Yorkers, he likes Mamdani and AOC
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@AcynOct 25
Trump: I don’t mind AOC that much. I don’t know why.
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NATHAN: Do you understand why this is funny? ELIZABETH: Because one guy keeps trying to come up with good car ideas and the other guy keep farting
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Facebook boomers are gonna be pissed about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory line when they hear about it in 2 weeks
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Just voted for write-in candidate “Cheesecake Factory”
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People defending Cheesecake Factory
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We are in the Dolan Curse Era
Desus MF Nice💯
@desusniceOct 24
knicks never winning again in order to raise the value of the championship. I respect it
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Hussein
sarah@_____feifeiOct 22
Why do people say Jesus H Christ. What does it stand for. What is his middle name
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The MTA discontinued the Metrocard on December 31st 2025. The MTA, today:
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Even Amish people have bumper stickers
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NATHAN: Do you understand why this is funny? ELIZABETH: Because the knight who says “ni” is really tall
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Also make the JFK AirTrain free or included with a subway entry
sam
@sam_d_1995Oct 21
if Zohran can extend the N/W to LaGuardia he should become mayor for life
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You’re a fool for supporting the Republicans after 1961
Brian Eskow
@brianeskowOct 20
Am I a fool for supporting the Republicans in the midterms?
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The Google AI overview nailed it
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Abbott and Costello about to blow your mind
redacted@aquariusdaysOct 17
if i smoke before the new nathan fielder movie am i gonna get scared
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You Can See Everything crashed Letterboxd
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Certified FREAKS
Gothamist
@GothamistOct 16
Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn gothamist.com/news/deer-are-…

Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn

Mid-October through mid-December is deer mating season, which can be a danger to drivers as the sex-seeking creatures cross roadways throughout the Garden State.

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This is what birthday parties in Bushwick are like
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Marie Antoinette: “let them eat cake” Katie Miller: “let us eat steak”
Katie Miller
@KatieMillerOct 14
Grass-fed steak, asparagus and white sweet potatoes.
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Definitely unfollowing her now
2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveOct 15
Ghislaine Maxwell, daughter of British media magnate Robert Maxwell, sends an email to her network envisioning the world 30 years in the future, a world without Arabs.
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