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I’m a walking ATM

Renton, WA
Joined November 2025
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Real or fake, it’s still funny because, and I quote, “You always take the bait, Jordie.”
Phil addresses the credit card denial. Is the denial legit is Phil lying? You be the judge. I clipped it myself so shout out to me.
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It’s kind of fucked up to beg for money saying you are going to lose your house and not have enough for bills and food. Then it turns out he spent the money in gatcha games and DoorDash. Also it’s fucked up that your mommy gives her savings so he can pay his taxes.
I don’t mind Phil too much tbh, what is his biggest crime? People giving him their money? Like that sounds like a people problem not a Phil problem.
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Idk why I keep getting dms asking about this but my stance has always been pretty clear If you’re giving Dsp money you’re just a fan 🤷
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Dsp “accidentally partook” in gay content playing Baldur's Gate 3 and “it was hilarious” Reminder: he freaked out about it and likened it to being sexuality assaulted
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The person that messaged DSP long, long ago really was right. I wonder if they ever bought a lotto ticket after hitting send on that message? 😂
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He can’t speak about being a man when he can’t even fix a fucking toilet.
DSP talks about being a MAN and how anger impacts ALL men. Is this accurate gentleman?
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Irl WWE Champions. They didn’t let me in with my versatile filming stick.
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How desperate can you be to play something you bluntly dislike? Normal humans… from earth don’t do this.
DSP's unrecorded begment during Street Fighter 6 was kind of unhinged tonight. He must be broke as fuck.
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He won Evo and it wasn’t a qualifier. Yet, proceeds to tell us all the Evo qualifiers he attended. Still, isn’t a qualifier. If you place, you skip playing pools and are seeded in the main bracket. Totally NOT a qualifier.
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I got a dm from one of my fgc homies on ig. Message only contained this image (I put an emoji over his face). I haven’t seen videos of Phil playing today, but he can’t say my boy is random when he has beaten US and JPN Street Fighter Pros.
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MonkeySpank retweeted
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FGC Royalty!
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So this is why he played 6? Fucking gay
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DSP when you don't support his streams. (posted to KF by user Iron Hamster)
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BREAKING According to DSPGaming, the GLOBAL AWARENESS and $115,000,000 raised for RESEARCH by the ALS ice bucket challenge, was "pathetic, fake charity, and it pisses him off." @TeamGleason @SteveGleason @Saints thoughts?? credit this douchebag: @TheyCallMeDSP
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Did he really played SF6 today? I thought we hated that game. Something something rollback. Something something Cannon Brothers.
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This is why you can't take shit for free when you're that hated.
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Mr. “I’m a collector not based on value” pulls his second out of 3 Egyptian god cards. This one is worth $10, so it gets an enthusiastic response and sleeved. Meanwhile, the $1.67 Winged Dragon of RAW goes to the piss pile. Literally a historic set in the YGO universe at release.
DSP pulls the Winged Dragon of RAW n just discards it into the bulk pile. I fucking hate him so much. Thats a god card from the best Yu-Gi-Oh season ever. I woulda been hyped as fuck to pull that. So what if it’s modern re-release? As a “collector” you just got a god card faggot
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Dude, straight to my childhood veins! I would’ve double sleeved this bitch. This guy is just like every other scalper trying to get a quick buck.
DSP pulls the Winged Dragon of RAW n just discards it into the bulk pile. I fucking hate him so much. Thats a god card from the best Yu-Gi-Oh season ever. I woulda been hyped as fuck to pull that. So what if it’s modern re-release? As a “collector” you just got a god card faggot
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