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33 | She/They | Artist | Furry | Meme Machine NO MINORS!! Some SFW and NSFW art ahead.

Alabama
Joined August 2014
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Big Walk sesh so good I had to draw everyone! Left to right: @El_Omar2203 , @TheDorkyFox , @reevierat , @iloveborgar_ , Me, @RenStarDeluxe , Chair, and TaylorFox
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GOOGLE AI OVERVIEW IS GONE AND AI COMPANIES ARE CRASHING
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The next Elder Scrolls game is reportedly titled ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS VI: SENTINEL’. An official announcement will happen soon. (Source: theverge.com/tech/1022023/mi…)
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die kid Randy
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So I was chillin and I breathed in a large piece of lint that went straight into my windpipe. I collapsed to the floor to cough it out. Afterwards, my friend then proceeded to hand me my aRIZZona Rizzler Berry!™️ to help clear my throat The Rizzler helped me recover from choking
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Staying up late with friends, but everyone’s over 30:
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teddy bears are important because if you don't have something to press against your heart while you sleep your excess kindness and love is liable to leak out... this is why people who don't have teddy bears are often callous and cruel
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This it what it feels like to stay up till 4 am in your 30s
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Life gets so much better when you start viewing wildlife as your friends btw, good morning blackbirds and hello my friend little butterfly
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Fire your barber bro he fucked your shit UP 😭
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YOUR CHILDHOOD SUCKED IF YOU DIDN’T GROW UP WITH: - Blney - My World - Super Plumber - Lilc & Slitch
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And I can also take works in the Sonic Adventure/Advance artstyle.
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Want to get serious about learning Spanish. But nothing I try seems to stick. Any tips? NOT DUOLINGO THOUGH #ThatFuckingBirdThatIFuckingHate
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Bear in the Big Blue House (1997-2006)
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How it feels to be autistic and like dinosaurs
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Why I never play Fortnite tbh 😭
How it feels to be a girl and be shit at shooter video games
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Happy 25 Years of Zoo Tycoon!
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While we’re at it let’s start ignoring non-native jammers who wear/sell headdresses too.
stop listening to people who unironically scalp animal jam items man
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