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@TauntingWaddle

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Joined August 2017
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Waddles up to @JacesDuckFoe. “Listen here /buddy/ — only I can attack Jace Herondale.”
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нєяσи∂αℓє@MoreAngelThanU26 Nov 2017
I think the fuck not! Where is @TauntingWaddle when I need a guard duck?
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Offended gasp. “I am the only one who can attack you with quacks!” teapawt.net/MoreAngelThanU/status/…
нєяσи∂αℓє (@MoreAngelThanU) profile pictureнєяσи∂αℓє@MoreAngelThanU26 Nov 2017
I think the fuck not! Where is @TauntingWaddle when I need a guard duck?
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“I'm feeling extra mean this evening. Jace. . .” Her words trail off. “— prepare for an attack.”
Screams in duck.
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#DontTouchTheDuck2k17 #DuckAwareness #DuckAbuse #StopHurtingTheDucks #WhatDidTheyDoToYou #DucksDidntAskForThisLife
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||. I should be getting ready for my appointment, but why would I do that when I could be a duck.
Slowly draws out a toothpick, holding it towards the door. “I'm ready to fIGHT, JACE.”
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Isabelle Lightwood@HeadstrongWhip16 Nov 2017
Listen, if you mess with my baby, @TauntingWaddle, you mess with me. Frankly, I don't think you're quite prepared to mess with me.
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Guess who's sitting outside Jace's door, singing Do You Wanna Build A Snowman again. This motherducker.
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Whispers, “do it.” teapawt.net/HeadstrongWhip/status/…
Isabelle Lightwood (@HeadstrongWhip) profile pictureIsabelle Lightwood@HeadstrongWhip16 Nov 2017
Can I adopt the duck??? Train her to attack Jace, etc...
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She appreciates her. teapawt.net/HeadstrongWhip/status/…
Isabelle Lightwood (@HeadstrongWhip) profile pictureIsabelle Lightwood@HeadstrongWhip16 Nov 2017
Proteccs teapawt.net/TauntingWaddle/status/…
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“WELL GUESS WHAT. I'M A DUCK. SO. IT'S EITHER ME. OR MY FAMILY.” teapawt.net/MoreAngelThanU/status/…
нєяσи∂αℓє (@MoreAngelThanU) profile pictureнєяσи∂αℓє@MoreAngelThanU16 Nov 2017
No, She said she's making duck. I said as long as it's not you. *rubs my face* I'm talking to a duck. teapawt.net/TauntingWaddle/status/…
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oh wow. she feels so (un)safe. teapawt.net/pIayinggods/status/931…
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Touches window.
IT WAS iMPLIED. teapawt.net/MoreAngelThanU/status/…
нєяσи∂αℓє (@MoreAngelThanU) profile pictureнєяσи∂αℓє@MoreAngelThanU16 Nov 2017
No one threatened the Duck! I made sure she's not on the dinner menu. *facepalm*
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Somebody threatened her. Send help.
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Nobody has ever called her a spawn of Satan except for Jace. If she could, and if she really wanted to, she'd be crying happy tears right now. She likes him already. teapawt.net/hellsearl/status/93064…
“Rude. But understandable.” She sort of just . . . curls up within the palm of Raum's hand, as if prepared to fall asleep. Please say the strawberries aren't poisoned. teapawt.net/hellsearl/status/93064…
WHOOPS. “I am Princess Consuela Banana Hammock, first of my name. And I like to eat anything except for duck, chicken, or humans—unless their name is Jace Herondale.” Nod, nod. teapawt.net/hellsearl/status/93063…
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