Luthier, lover, leader of the revolution. Husband to a ΔF508 badass. Probably covered in sawdust or paint. If I'm mean to you, you deserve it. (He/him)
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I still like that Bailey thinks that I— a 265lb former boxer of gentle disposition—needs protection, but Ashley—a tiny scaredy-cat with an attitude—does not.
Final Santa visits of the season were last night! Now: quick trip around the world and a few days of catching up on sleep.
Today is the "Do I actually have a crush on them, or did they just go as Velma for Hallowe'en?" challenge.
Being a part of the Santa community has made me aware of something adorable.
Whenever one Santa meets another Santa, they're both DELIGHTED. Like: their honest-to-God, gut-instinct reaction is just "WOW! SANTA!!" every time.
I love it.
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One of my friends is a psych student doing research on the link between childhood trauma and adult resiliency! If you could fill out this survey and RT it, she'd appreciate it, and so would I!
Saying "Just because Chris Pratt's church is homophobic, that doesn't mean HE is!" feels a lot like saying "My grandpa wasn't racist, he just went to Klan meetings because all his friends were there!"
We are all archetypes of the company we choose to keep.
Hear me out: a strip club but instead of strippers it's just people who'll scratch that one spot of your back that you can never quite reach properly.
You may have a teaser from my upcoming short film. As a treat.
ALT A woman with shoulder-length curly hair sits astride a small armchair in a living room. She is wearing a white collared shirt and checkered black pants.
Me thinking I was never bullied as a kid because I always assumed they were just tactless in stating facts.
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Jesus, I turned 30 and suddenly my timeline is full of ads for hair loss treatments and erectile dysfunction meds.
My favourite thing about Kitchen Nightmares is that the restaurant CALLS THE SHOW and goes "Hey, our business is failing and our food is shit! Help!" and then Gordon shows up and goes "Your business is failing and your food is shit" and the restaurant staff goes:
America is the only country on the planet who could look at the ultimate lazy-snack of a PB&J sandwich and go: "Looks like a lot of effort. I HAVE A SOLUTION! #UNCRUSTABLES!"
There are a lot of rock songs about "wanting to rock".
You're already doing it! You just have to believe in yourself.