This profile consist of my dumb cars and stupid things I think throughout the day.
Bay Area, CA
Joined April 2011
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Day two. Another 105 degree day, only able to drive half sessions before my transmission and oil temp would skyrocket lmfao, but still was a good day!
Very cool collab, but what could be even cooler is a @blue_rhino & King of the Hill collab 😏
When it was 120 degrees in Vegas my HOA sent me a letter about the dead bush in my yard.
Yeah it’s fucking dead it’s 120 degrees why would I replace it when we’re experiencing record breaking weather for 2 weeks straight lol
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My neighborhood gas station is playing a mean joke on me and other diesel owners fr.
Diesel ain’t even this high throughout the city? Lol
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It’s been real but it was time to let her go, but don’t worry we’ll be ready for another one in due time 🥹
Christmas time for me means my friends ship me emission related parts to my house in Nevada and I smuggle them in my ass into California.
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Justin Bieber we need u as a UI designer.
If I hit this dictation button after sending a text and it beeps and stops my music one more time,
I’m gonna find everyone at apple and put them in a rear naked choke hold
Even if I turn off dictation I somehow hit the voice note thing
The send button should not have multiple functions in the same spot
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Things are happening since the flood! Wiring is done, dash lights work tomorrow is the moment of truth, will be back with an update cross ya fingers for us 🤭
Just saw a bumper sticker that said
“Half hood, half holy. Pray with me, don’t play with me”
I can’t stop thinking about it.
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