Berlin Blade

Unbelievable!! Gets earlier every year!! My local supermarket has put out Christmas stuff already… FOR 2027!!!!!!

Just seen a traffic warden with 1312 tattood on his hand

Me when she’s 7 seconds away from telling me she’s decided to go with a different option

I had 3 melatonin earlier and I dreamt I was on acid with Audrey from coronation street. We were smoking cigs together in her bath and wearing her old slippers and listening to Huey Lewis and the news. I know this sounds made up but I promise it isn’t

Nice to hear him credit Stephen merchant for a change

I always thought that vittorio bloke looked like the type of bloke that moans his own name when he’s shagging

Could be me

Could be me

could be me

Not many out there doing it is well as her atm

Amazing

If squirt is just piss then why the HELL am I doing it out of my ARSE

I would have tried to shag that tiger in Doncaster

Patrick Bamford very much reminds me of myself when I was a teenager looking through my mums knicker drawer. He only needs a sniff and finishes immediately.

American returning from a European trip describing the architectural beauty: Okay so imagine a burger y’all

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