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matt

@TeachDog

Former math teacher, parody account, construction guy, baseball enthusiast and woodworker

Joined September 2020
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This year was a nightmare
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Also, don't do any of this tonight #NewYear
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Is the old pope dead yet?
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Hands down one of the worst jobs I’ve ever had
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@nypost29 Dec 2022
Home Depot co-founder says 'socialism' killed motivation to work: 'Nobody gives a damn' trib.al/UC8XAcE
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@dril18 Feb 2018
Thats what they do. They rile you up with nonsense posts just so they can call the cops on you and get you arrested. Its called "Intrapment"
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Literally never let him see the sun again
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@ryangrim29 Dec 2022
Google translation of the charges against Andrew Tate and his brother romaniatv.net/fratii-andrew-…
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there are two wolves inside me and neither want to work today
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please
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Savage
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Replying to @mr_saltz
Fishtown is the Chip Kelly of neighborhoods
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It’s too cold for any of this nonsense
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The best movies have puppets
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“Anything else? Uh, yeah, a hippo ear. No, wait, make it three of them”
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Promoted tweets of a video of a Tesla running down a child sized mannequin. No notes
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Who would heat their home with a charcoal grill? Someone who's lost power and is desperate to keep their family warm. Check on your family. Check on your neighbors. Make sure people are OK.
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@dril23 Dec 2022
Replying to @leyawn
lucky you. twitter has shadow banned me from all girls
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A MESSAGE FROM ALL LIVESTOCK: let us live in the house this weekend. it's too cold. c'mon.
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Nobody with a nose like this believes in God.
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"cocaine is trash" oh okay. i guess you just hate the ancient Inca then. no that's cool. you're wiser than King Pachacútec i guess. hey btw what was your favorite part about the conquistadors, who you love,
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