Kay: Thank God i'm wearing the fabulous to keep my boobs heated in the cold. No nipping out here in Nebraska
kay: That moment when there is still slick ice in the parking garage and you almost hit the wall cause your brakes weren't ready for it.....
Jayme: I think you should get bat tattoos on your legs. (awkward pause) Cynthia: it'll look like they're coming out of your bat cave
Jayme: I hear bunnies taste like cat. Kay: really? Jayme: no I was hoping you would say good there are lots of cats on campus
Jayme: did that come out of your boobs? Kay: no it came out of my belt (pause) yeah my belt shoots cough drops.
Jayme: what's a slop and tingle? Kay: it's when I break your dick. Jayme: if I had a dick right now it'd be hurting
Jayme: what? How can I give a foot job with one foot?! I need both! Lacey: not unless she's got orangutan toes.
kay: I never thought I would see the day when a pineapple would squirt its juice in my eye How did it happen? I don't know