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Computer scientist, mathematician, cattle rancher, robot builder, photographer, Jeeper.

Mabank, TX
Joined April 2009
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Hilarious. But, of course, on the nose.
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JD Vance said Texas is not becoming California, and the men at the Alamo did not die so Texas could become Sacramento.
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Too many people on both sides are out there worried about the cost of gas and not enough worried about the cost of freedom. That’s what we need to work on.
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Unbelievable. Even the New York Times is reporting this. Mary Peltola's team combed Alaska's voter rolls for every man named Dan Sullivan, then recruited one to run to confuse voters. Senior Democratic Senate campaign officials in Washington were in on it. Two terms in Congress. Zero bills signed into law. But she found time to hunt down every Dan Sullivan in Alaska. Control of the Senate goes through Alaska. Let's elect the REAL Dan Sullivan.
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best use of AI I've seen this year
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My thoughts of late have returned to this amazing scene by @WilliamShatner, made decades ago. As a young person, I found it tremendously inspiring. A code to live by. But it didn’t play out quite like we expected. The “fantastically advanced” life that we actually ended up encountering is right here, on Earth. All around us now. The key issue of our time is becoming this: Not everyone signed up for this mission, or the risk. And what we do about that, ultimately, is where the debate about AI will end up.
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Spectacular. And so on point.
Trump: "Barack Hussein Obama would fly to Hawaii, play a round of golf, shoot about 125, and then he'd fly back and have a news conference on the carbon footprint."
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
America innovates 🇺🇸 Europe regulates 🇪🇺 Made in 46 hours by 135 agents. 8,624,565,970 tokens · 910 images · 261 clips
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🇺🇸💪💪💪
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When California used the U.S. Postal Service to deliver ballots this past week, it gave to the USPS a complete database of every registered voter since California, by law, sends a ballot in the mail to every registered voter. Did Calif think USPS would not look?
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POV: you are my IRS auditor asking about the tank I purchased under a section 179 agricultural exemption.
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Europe: we don’t have air conditioning 🥵 America: our flying cars have air conditioning 🫵😹
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The music is everything
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Today is October 15, 2026, and we still need the SAVE America Act
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New media post from Donald J. Trump ( TS: Oct 13 2026, 11:17 PM ET )​​​​​​​​‍‌​​‌​‌​‌‌​‌​‍​‌‍‍​‌​​​‌‍‌​‍​‌‍‍‍‍​‌
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Check this out. The Florida Department of Corrections has classified over 40,000 non-White inmates as WHITE. This is being done to “prove” White men are the most DANGEROUS. It's all a HUGE crock of CRAP. Don't fall for it.
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Every once in a blue moon SNL shows a glimmer of hope for being funny. This is hilarious.
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Another angle to this is that dogs effectively stumbled onto what is for them the equivalent of artificial superintelligence 20,000 years ago. The Singularity already happened for dogs. They live in a world they cannot understand, surrounded by miraculous wonders they take entirely for granted, their every need seen to by entities whose thoughts they cannot begin to fathom. The result is that there are about a billion dogs on the planet now. Most of them are pretty happy. Almost none of them need to work. It worked out pretty well for them.
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Well, there goes the neighborhood…
JUST IN: Nikita Bier reveals Bluesky users have been returning to 𝕏 “in droves” over recent weeks.
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