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Life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let’s make this one last as if it’s all that we have.

Joined February 2012
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I know I'm late, yeah I'm now oluman but “ My cookie ” has been through a lot is actually an insane thing to say.
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Give him the same treatment yall gave Pogba. He’s supposed to: - defend - attack - dribble past 6 players every game - be a ball boy - be part of the champions league mascot - assist himself & score - run the team’s social media - sub himself off and still play
🚨🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Florian Wirtz to Liverpool, HERE WE GO! Liverpool verbally agree deal in principle with Bayer Leverkusen for package reaching €150m add-ons included. Player side already agreed two weeks ago with move now imminent. Wirtz set for medical and contract signing.
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Good to see the government actually listening for once. We shouldn’t have to press their necks for them to do their jobs but if a little Twitter pressure gets results, so be it. However, I don’t trust these telecos. Them go give you 1000GB, if e go finish today e go finish.
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7 days later dem go wake up dey talk say dem no know where the rashes or pimples come from. Later dem go blame am on fever. Bontua.
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See 🇬🇭 really skew our vision of what a 🔟 is Walahi
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😂 I dey tell you
See 🇬🇭 really skew our vision of what a 🔟 is Walahi
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Carter VI is a tough listen. No evolution, just a few glimpse of the old Wayne and mid features. Wayne is still rapping like his fans ain’t grown since “ A Milli ”. We matured, he didn’t. Where’s your 4:44? What kind of man are you now? What should we learn from you? 4/10
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What happened with the whole singlet debate? I saw a tweet about it the other day. Are we actually allowed to wear it or not? Because I’m getting ready for some graduation thing and the way my Chase Deer XL is staring at me…if I don’t wear it, something will do me.
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Chale 2025 be some year o. what’s happening
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Mbeumo to United? Okay this summer is going to be interesting.
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Today was draining. I need breastmilk or Kefir.
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Same-day delivery.
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Transfers don’t really excite me anymore, no idea why. Think I’m just burnt out. The club’s a mess, and anyone who shows up ends up caught in the same cycle. At this point, just show up and do your thing and I’ll only judge you in April or May.
🚨🇧🇷 Matheus Cunha to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved. Cunha will sign deal until June 2030 with option until 2031. Wolves to receive £62.5m clause value in installments. Formal steps/contracts to be checked next week.
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GOOOOOOOOOD!!
Old John Sarbah Road is out now on all Digital Streaming Platforms. Produced by @alhajiswit Big shouts to @onfridayss @fforfenyi and @leonphotoos Go Run it up. Medaase!
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If this 3-4-2-1 formation was ever going to work, it would’ve started clicking after February or something. He’s been ass, the players have been ass. Don’t sack him. just give him what he wants this summer and let’s see where we’d be in January.
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It’s going to be a long summer.
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Rasmus, football is not really your profession, honestly. The Nov/Dec forms are out, its not too late to go back to school. Ah
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Nah this is proper vio
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Football chale!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣… House 1 and 2 backyard… 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know who started the myth that putting your sponge in the bucket would stop someone from using your water. Like the sponge was some security system. Bro, you’d come back & not only was your water gone but somebody had used your sponge to shower koraa. Ah herh GSTS boys
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