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@Teekay009

A subpar runner, an okay weightlifter, a struggling reader

 Lilongwe, Malawi.
Joined March 2012
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Ada is a girl💗 (@faveda12) profile picture
Ada is a girl💗
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Caramel skin is the hardest to maintain, tomorrow you’re very light skinned, the next you’re very dark 😭
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KhuthiiM@MsKhuthalo20h
Only if you also give this type of love, otherwise a wipe for a wipe my girl.
🌻Nancy🌻 (@shiluvankuna) profile picture🌻Nancy🌻
@shiluvankunaNov 10
When I invite you to the baby shower, this is the love I expect 🥹❤️
Image from 🌻Nancy🌻 (@shiluvankuna)
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Me trying to be romantic this morning, packing eggs, apples and toasted bread for my husband. Him: ah just put the rest in the fridge. I’m probably gonna have the bread only.💀 Mawa chinangwa👍🏽
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C💋@latsyrcmaiNov 9
The older I get the prettier I look I don’t know how to explain it but I feel very womanly.
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100% agree. Especially the father. No. Next.
God Thanks! (@misslollipop420) profile pictureGod Thanks!@misslollipop420Nov 10
And when people speak of choosing their parents again, in this life and the next, I can only remain silent
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Collins@collinsluvxNov 10
I love me a man who is a waist grabber.
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yakolo.@UrbrattyheiressNov 9
even at gunpoint, these are the words that will never come out of my mouth.
chubi (@Eligemsss) profile picturechubi@EligemsssNov 8
I really love ironing clothes
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Bucket list 1. Leave Malawi 2. Runaway from Malawi 3. Flee from Malawi 4. Escape from Malawi 5. Stay out of Malawi 6. Abandon Malawi 7. Get out from Malawi 8. Avoid Malawi at all cost 9. Break out of Malawi
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 you guys
JÖHN (@AchinaJohn) profile pictureJÖHN@AchinaJohnNov 9
Nobody: Bob Phondo returning the Sunday Soirée stage to Timmy:
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The most beautiful picture you will see today❤❤ Have a beautiful week ahead my mutuals🙏
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James Billy@kamwendo_Nov 8
Munthu Ali pa changu musiyeni
@IKK (@IKK_Sem_O_Sem) profile picture@IKK@IKK_Sem_O_SemNov 8
Flavor 🇳🇬 & The Biggest 🇲🇼!! Akulu Akulu Akumana 🔥.#highlights #viralpost
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As a Christian, I have so many reasons why I can't marry a pastor. This particular video just reminded me of one😩😂
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Paul@mrithejesterNov 6
Driving past it.
carbonbuns (@carbonbuns) profile picturecarbonbuns@carbonbunsNov 5
what’s the healthiest option at kfc
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Maybe his outfit is the surprise 💀
Ogechi Dickson (@ogechi_dickson) profile pictureOgechi Dickson
@ogechi_dicksonNov 4
Beautiful moment when a man suprised his wife that gave birth to twin, boy and girl ❤️❤️❤️ In this hard economy, see what he bought. God bless and provide for him🙏
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Namataii🌸@NamataiiNov 5
There is much evil in the world, but there is also rice, chicken stew and coleslaw salad
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She must hate on a full stomach 😭😭
𝓡𝓮𝓷𝓮🧚🫧ᥫ᭡ (@sheisafairyyy) profile picture𝓡𝓮𝓷𝓮🧚🫧ᥫ᭡@sheisafairyyyNov 5
Just seen a TikTok where they asked married men what the hardest thing about being a husband was a s someone said; “Even if you don't talk to each other, you have to leave money for food, your enemy must eat “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@DevsthetixNov 5
"Are you bulking or cutting?" Brother, I just eat when I’m hungry and hit the gym whenever I can.
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Remember to give yourself as many chances as you gave that useless goat
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Lady_in_Red@Kwa_ManjeNov 4
This mentality is why you get mad when the person you thought doesn’t deserve God’s mercy or grace gets it from God no matter how sinful they are😂
Shay👸🏽 (@Mufasa24060766) profile pictureShay👸🏽@Mufasa24060766Nov 4
Do not seek God at the last hour, zinthu zitaipa kale. Ndipo ukazazindikila kuti I need to go back, imakhala too late and Mulungu amakhala wakutaya ngati sauli. Pamene anafika pokaombedza.
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Gracee💕💜
@graceis_cuteNov 4
"i low-key like period cramps" words that will never come out of my mouth
AMARA💕 (@simbyii) profile pictureAMARA💕@simbyiiNov 4
I low-key like period cramps. They make me feel alive. It’s bittersweet
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