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THE UNSCALPABLE MAN

@TegetSoDope

Habitual line stepper, cascading levels of absurdity, and Coors, the banquet beer. that's about all I have to say about the war in Vietnam.

 Boise, ID
Joined February 2011
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Me: you wanna go out for drinks tonight? Her: I'm 19 Me: I'm talking about mountain dews baby
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FUCK CARSON HOCEVAR
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Lmaaaaooooo LA super teams ain’t shit. Dodgers honestly just not a good team
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Dodgers are SO FUCKING GAY
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AJ
@JDAWG_KINGME92Oct 1
Fuck stanley
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New Orleans Saints (@Saints) profile pictureNew Orleans Saints
@SaintsSep 30
Congratulations to our September #SaintsMVPet Stanley! #Saints | @raisingcanes
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Why are you stupid fucking retards putting Dylan Lee in the goddamn @Braves
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You love to see it. Cry me a river bitches
FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) profile pictureFOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOXSep 27
Phillies fans in attendance are simply stunned.
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Such a stupid small man
Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) profile pictureDave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteSep 12
All week I said Western Michigan was better than Boise and Oregon was getting a free pass Once again I look like a supreme ball knower
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THE FALCONS MADE IT TO THE REDZONE
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Melissa@mellyc620Sep 20
The best thing about being a Falcons fan is one day you die
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesSep 20
Falcons fans 5 quarters into the season
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Austin Eldridge
@AustinonAir1021Sep 20
There’s pics that go hard, and then there’s this one. 😤🥶
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Cooper Rush should die in a fire 👍
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That boy cold. Phillies fans so mad lmaooooo
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLBSep 6
Ronald Acuña Jr. ties things up in the 8th!
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FUCK OREGON
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Get FUCKED Phillies. Trash ass scrubs
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Oh HELL YEAH
Tom Cruise (@TomCruise) profile pictureTom Cruise
@TomCruiseAug 29
Days of Thunder. Summer 2028.
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Holy shit dude
Geoff Brumfiel (@gbrumfiel) profile pictureGeoff Brumfiel@gbrumfielAug 27
New from @vantortech, absolutely astonishing images of the China-Nepal Gyirong Port/Rasuwagadhi border post. Literally nothing is left. (Before 19 April, After 27 Aug)
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Atlanta Braves
@BravesAug 27
A moment for the radio call 🔥 @BravesRadioNet | #BravesCountry
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Unbelievably electric
Atlanta Braves (@Braves) profile pictureAtlanta Braves
@BravesAug 27
KIM WALKS IT OFF! #BravesCountry
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Also fuck the dodgers
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Those floods in Nepal are on of the gnarliest geologic events I’ve seen. God damn
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