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Buy the Cat

Joined July 2025
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StonkFun has now crossed $8 billion in total trading volume.
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$BTC Buy The Cat 🐈 E4Ap4icMLwKot8rkkTbq5JkS5kZxt5XCE3yfxbzYBjHx
🤖 Made with AI
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Higher solana:E4Ap4icMLwKot8rkkTbq5JkS5kZxt5XCE3yfxbzYBjHx
Bet on the inevitable before it’s obvious
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Telhas retweeted
“Pssssstt!!… hey you!… yeah, you!… Just buy the cat !” 🐈 solana:E4Ap4icMLwKot8rkkTbq5JkS5kZxt5XCE3yfxbzYBjHx
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Buy The Cat is building an army of Bitcoin believers 💪 After seeing the short clip, I wanted to share the full interview so that others can understand our vision Although I didn't get to present on stage at Bitcoin Amsterdam, I'm hoping to do so at Plan B in El Salvador We have more Bitcoin podcasts lined up to help spread the word, but one day at a time, step by step, we will become integrated into the broader Bitcoin community If you enjoyed the interview, I have one small favor to ask: in the first reply below I have placed the actual link to the YouTube video Please like the video on YouTube, share comments, and be sure to subscribe to @Cryptofocus_NL, the team who made this interview possible and for whom I am immensely grateful Both Immanuel and Robert are incredibly generous, kind, and hard-working gentlemen who were gracious enough to let me record this on the second day when they had no planned interviews and Immanuel was emceeing the entire day's events on the Orange Stage Like many other excellent people I met during my time at Bitcoin Amsterdam, they represent the heartbeat of the Bitcoin movement and Buy The Cat is here to help
People who "maybe don't understand Bitcoin" do "understand cute orange kittens," says Ryan "Phunky" Haczynski of @BuyTheCatXYZ. His case at Bitcoin Amsterdam: memes as a way into bitcoin. #BitcoinAmsterdam
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You want to see what a true cockroach looks like? Watch what happens when the market turns around, these coins go parabolic, and stonk supersends into the stratosphere There's nowhere else to go for these people They've been thrown around for too long without a home There's no real communities building on pumpfun. Just a bunch of retards trying to trade the next "internet trend" (their words - not mine, they purposely push these narratives to promote hyper-gambling behavior where most of their revenue comes from) There is lightning in a bottle here waiting to unleash. You can trade hope - or you can trade desperation. I know where my line in the sand is drawn.
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The solana:A4BreBGdt4ia1x9HG3ZJAiZQq2XgRD1KSXUt3Cy8ngod wheel: 1. people get hyped and start buying $STRCx a lot .. enough that its price rises above $100, a premium over the real $STRC. 2. because it's supposed to stay 1:1 backed, they can't just print more $STRCx out of thin air they have to buy more real $STRC shares to back the new tokens they mint. 3. that buying pressure on real $STRC pushes demand for strategy's stock up. 4. more money flowing into strategy = more cash for saylor to buy more bitcoin. 5. more bitcoin buying = $MSTR goes up too, since it's basically a bitcoin proxy. 6. MSTR going up gets people even more hyped and the meme $haMSTR catches on 7. ...which sends people back to buying STRCx again .. repeat step 1
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solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx will pump hard. Noobs panic sold to chase some new pump and dump scam. Remember, STONK made pumpfun steal it’s rewards idea. Billions soon.
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Ultra bullish on $STONK
solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx will pump hard. Noobs panic sold to chase some new pump and dump scam. Remember, STONK made pumpfun steal it’s rewards idea. Billions soon.
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This cat wants you to buy it. Buy The Cat. solana:E4Ap4icMLwKot8rkkTbq5JkS5kZxt5XCE3yfxbzYBjHx
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Replying to @BTCbuythecat
just buy the cat
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Telhas retweeted
Replying to @LaunchOnSF
We stand behind Stonk Tokens.
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Stonk will lead this Bull run. 2026-2027 is all about tokenizing. Thats what @LaunchOnSF has brought to retail. @solana yall lucky.
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All roads lead to real communities. Stonklana.
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STONK coded tbh "If you want the good old days back, the answer isn't nostalgia. It's a launchpad that makes a $1B runner its entire business model"
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Hello STONK communities; - STOP the hate on other stonk communities. - Engage, collaborate and SUPPORT other stonk coins. - We are one big FAMILY on Stonklana.
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$Float is a claude code slop. Un original. Propped up by losers that can’t actually trade so they resort to using their audience for exit liquidity. This behavior has gone unchecked for far too long. So much so that they are calling themselves the new athletes. Think about that. We have been feeding these guys for so long that they’ve become emboldened enough to compare siphoning money from their young audience to athletics (skill based competition). This is not skill, it’s social engineering, it’s immoral, and it’s lame.
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leverage traders trying to catch the bottom.
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With big titty coin rugging everyone should pivot to the real ticker that drops you bitcoin Only on @LaunchOnSF solana:E4Ap4icMLwKot8rkkTbq5JkS5kZxt5XCE3yfxbzYBjHx
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Just buy the cat solana:E4Ap4icMLwKot8rkkTbq5JkS5kZxt5XCE3yfxbzYBjHx
In the last 3 days, @LaunchOnSF has burned over half a million $stonks. Today, over $100k is gone and counting. Yes, price maybe down, but remember how it took just 3 days to achieve $300m mc. The whole market might flip bullish and you may have missed out once again. $BPF.
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