Olori oko bambam awon omoge🦋

I’ll suck on a bitch tonsil stone

hi, I use God to beg you. Where did you get the bread from?🫪

They both nailed it 😂

How can someone turn this into a sticker on WhatsApp? It’s so funny. I wan dey use am for billing messages😂

“It’s okay, after this no crying.” A lady angrily confronts a man at a cemetery after he tells mourners not to cry following the burial of her father.

Am I the only person who hates when people say “everything happens for a reason” to someone who is actively suffering?

"Regionalism" 66 years after independence 2 months to presidential election because you read a book

A man cheated on Halle Berry. A man cheated on Natalie Portman. A man cheated on Beyoncé. A man cheated on Emily Ratajkowski. A man cheated on Shakira. There is literally no level of physical attractiveness (or success for that matter) that “saves” a woman from being cheated on

And if the devil comes near you, what do you do? Us in Sunday school:

Te comprendo. A determinadas edades hay que bajar el listón. Yo no estoy enamorado de mi mujer. La quiero muchísimo, pero lo que se dice estar enamorado de ella, no. Lo dicho, cuando nos hacemos mayores tenemos que conformarnos con una persona que nos dé amor.

Things these Nigerian men regret saying during sex: 🧵 “I love you” I said, in the heat of excitement with a sex worker — Owolola*, 34

“I miss you mummy” I muttered while having sex on the night I lost my mum. Hated myself for so long. — Musa*, 41

“Take this d*ck like the b*tch that you are” My fiancée almost called off our engagement. — Deji*, 30