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🇩🇰 in 🇬🇧 Infrastructure engineer for a living. Dad, photographer and aspiring woodworker as a hobby. Mastodon: @Tenzer@s.waq.dk

United Kingdom
Joined June 2008
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I can't compete with this
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Rise again
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OH MY WORD 😱😱😱😱 POLE POSITION KEVIN MAGNUSSEN!!!!
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One of the things I occasionally get paid to do by companies/execs is to tell them why everything seemed to SUDDENLY go wrong, and subs/readers dropped like a stone. So, with everything going on at Twitter rn, time for a thread about the Trust Thermocline /1
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Hypothesis: the moment a team adds the requirement that each PR/commit should be related to a Jira issue, it will start accumulating even more tech debt than before. This requirement adds a penalty for making small, unrelated improvements that get the project in a better shape.
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Here's a cheeky little sea shanty ⚓️🎶(an adaptation of #Wellerman) about #SuellaBraverman - we were sad to see her go, because we had to make this much quicker than we anticipated... @SuellaBraverman @RestIsPolitics #Tofu #Rwanda @NathanEvanss @krishgm #EnoughIsEnough #wokerati
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new little song: "The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"
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We've done our own mini-budget (check out kamikwasi.tax)
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I’m not sure if I was more surprised that mongodb is worth $16B today or that it was worth $22B yesterday
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One of our children gets confused between oregano and origami - which makes me wonder if the same confusion lay behind the invention of the calzone
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All this happened in Finland this week. A thread. 1/10
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I have an idea: A meet up about programming in Copenhagen, Denmark. A task will be given before an event; you are allowed to solve the task in what ever language you fancy, and give a presentation about the language and solution at the meet up—if you like. Want to help organise?
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Watching a privacy lawyer who hasn’t seen it live tweet The Truman Show in 2021 is why Twitter still exists. NO SPOILERS!
Whelp, I've never seen The Truman Show and I'm still feeling like I want to live tweet an actual movie (that's right, Hallmark, I SAID IT), so here we go?
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Dear @CBeebiesHQ - maybe this is one day a year when you could start an hour earlier? Love from parents everywhere zzzzzzz #DaylightSaving #parenting
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this bakery in leeds is having an absolute mare because someone reported them over using illegal sprinkles and it’s just so fucking funny to me
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In tech, we are increasingly viewing "measuring all the things" as a badge of rigor & intelligence. My take: You don't need to measure everything you do Yes, measurement is important But equally important is the judgment of what should be measured & what need not be measured.
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It's Friday, so I want to share one of the most fun projects I've ever worked on. A few years ago, I built four eight-foot-long handwriting robots. We wrote many thousands and thousands of addresses on our direct mail, and wrote personal messages for high value prospects.
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