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Building and Servicing Pools in the IE / OC. Traded eCom spreadsheets for blue-collar streets. Marketing pays the bills, shitposting for the thrills

Joined March 2013
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A 2nd affair has hit the NVDA HQ
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Telling my girlfriend the reason I haven’t founded a multi trillion dollar company is because I’m just too faithful
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The amount of innovation - and financial engineering - Jensen has done to catalyze the AI trade is staggering and impressive If he blows the whole thing up with his dick that would surely be one of, if not the most tragicomic events in the history of capitalism
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this is pre-elon peak twitter
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Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
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Go fuck yourself, Elon. You screwed us over by cutting the weekly limits on Grok Bot. You took advantage of that limit display glitch to fuck us in the ass, and even the people who weren’t hit by the glitch including me, still watched their Ultra limit melt away like snow in the sun. You’re a son of a bitch. You lost our trust, you lost the trust of millions of users. Just go read all the people complaining. You’re not reliable and you never have been. You change the rules mid-game without telling anyone, you pull the rug out from under thousands of people and leave them fucked. It’s exactly like Tesla’s FSD, like that fake Roadster that never shows up, and all your other bullshit promises that always end up going nowhere. You were the one saying money wouldn’t matter anymore, except when it’s going straight into your pocket. That’s the real problem. And stop sleeping and sucking Elon Musk’s dick. Know that when the same man owns the digital public square, the AI, the satellites, and the means to send humans into orbit, while pushing his own vision of humanity’s future, the rest of us no longer really have a say in that future. The American Founding Fathers you seem to love defending with your donations didn’t trust kings. There’s no reason to start trusting billionaires.
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Me and all my boys rn
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guy who owns a landscaping company no longer needs a team of financial analysts thanks to claude it’s over for the economy
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Hows that Wordpress site treating you brother? How’s the plugin stack? All 47 of them up to date? Which ones haven't updated? You ok man?
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can't we just tell claude to be better at cyber security and worse at cyber hacking? has anyone tried this?
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Hadn’t thought about this, but check in on your older relatives, and make sure they don’t have exposed API keys in their public gits.
Replying to @TheStalwart
telling my dad to revoke his API key
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All I ask for in the NFL is consistent officiating and a simple explanation of what is and isn't a penalty. The constant ambiguity between various officiating crews is worse than the ever changing strike zone we used to endure from home plate umpires.
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Trump signaled the end of the AI trade by renaming it to SI
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Media literacy is at an all time low. 🫤
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The thesis behind drafting Luther Burden in Round 5 was always that 3rd string QB Case Keenum would unlock him in Week 3
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We have the technology why can’t we figure this out in Los Angeles?
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What’s the latest with @proof_xyz and the collective? No posts since the new year. I thought they were due one more piece of art. Don’t tell me another false promise. Can we officially say they’ve rugged now? I feel sorry for the great people I met that had one of these passes
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New scammer just dropped @JoshKaplanM
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So…never elite TE?
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When people run out of food and heating oil they divert those budgets toward digital currencies
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