Classic Day Every Day

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Joined August 2010
Terry Greenbeans retweeted
If you’re a schizo black guy and you murder a young woman on the bus these liberal women just think you need therapy and counseling but if you’re a white college kid who drunkenly has sex with a consenting drunk girl you should have your entire life ruined and be thrown in jail
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
Tonight is the night that Angela Murray graces us with her presence on Big Brother again #BB28 Until then, here are today's baseball games ⚾️
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
Bad day to be a hot dog!! Happy 4th of July!!!
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
Bill Campbell has apparently attended all of the 26 executions conducted in Florida in the past year or so, holding a sign celebrating the execution and blasting songs like 'another one bites the dust' to drown out the anti-death penalty protestors.
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
Erling Haaland, Norway’s large, maniacal striker, has several exceedingly Norwegian traits. He sometimes exercises by chopping wood in the forest. He consumes 6,000 calories a day. After training sessions, he drinks raw milk. He owns a tax-sheltered investment company in Luxembourg named Pillage. He bought an edition of the “Heimskringla,” a 13th-century Old Norse saga, for $130,000—then donated it to his local library because, he explained, “I’ve never been much of a reader.” He has flowing blond hair, often compared to a Viking’s. He brings the intensity of a raiding party to the sport. Haaland scores goals at a higher rate than almost any soccer player ever. He has said, “I think of football all the time.” His wake-up alarm plays the theme song for the Champions League. He once posted a photo of himself on a plane, staring ahead intensely, with the caption “Just raw dogged a 7 hour flight no phone no sleep no water no food only map.” The Guardian once called him a “ravenous Nordic goal-yeti.” Haaland’s style of play elicits not wonder but terror. He is enormous: six feet five, 200 pounds, about the size and speed of the N.F.L. wide receiver Randy Moss. “Watching him, I sometimes find myself giggling as I might over a big, obscene crash at a demolition derby,” Zach Helfand writes. Read more: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/_C…
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
Going to work is embarrassing. You’re basically letting everybody know you need money.
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
Collage released in part by Austin Metcalf’s father, Jeff, memorializing his son. Austin was depicted very closely with his brother Hunter. Follow: @AFpost
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
The richest man in America signed a document that could have gotten him hanged, and when someone sneered that he was safe because no one would know which Charles Carroll to come for, he picked up the pen and told the British exactly where to find him. His name was Charles Carroll, and the colonies were crawling with men who shared it. His own father was Charles Carroll of Annapolis. So when the Declaration of Independence came to him for signing in 1776, a delegate made a cruel little joke. He said Carroll risked nothing by signing. There were so many Charles Carrolls that the King's men would never know which one to hang. Carroll didn't argue. He leaned over the page and added three words to his signature: "of Carrollton." The name of his estate. His address. He was the only signer in the entire room who wrote down where he lived, and he did it on purpose, so that if the British wanted to come hang the traitor, they would know exactly which door to knock on. That is who Charles Carroll of Carrollton was. Here is what makes the moment even sharper. He was not a man with little to lose. He was the single wealthiest man in the thirteen colonies and the largest private landowner among them. While George Washington and John Hancock get talked about as rich men, it was Carroll who topped them all. When he signed, he was wagering the biggest personal fortune in America against a noose. And he was the last man anyone would have expected to be there at all. Carroll was Catholic. In colonial Maryland, a colony founded as a Catholic refuge that had since turned on its own, Catholics could not vote. They could not hold public office. They could not worship in public. The most educated, wealthiest man in America was, in the eyes of the law, a second-class subject barred from the very government he was helping to create. He had spent seventeen years being educated by Jesuits in France and spoke five languages fluently, and back home he still could not legally cast a ballot. So he became the only Catholic to sign the Declaration of Independence, putting his name on a revolution that he hoped would build a country with room for men like him. That was its own enormous bet, made by a man the existing system had already shut out. Then he simply outlived everyone. Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died on the same astonishing day, July 4, 1826, exactly fifty years after the Declaration. When they were gone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton was the last living signer left on earth. For six more years he was the final human link to that room in Philadelphia, the last hand that had signed, a living relic of the founding that ordinary Americans traveled to see and shake. He finally died in November 1832 at the age of ninety-five, fifty-six years after he wrote his address on a treason document and dared the empire to come find him. The richest man in America. The only Catholic. The last one standing. He had more to lose than any of them, every legal reason to stay quiet, and he signed his full address anyway. We remember the names we were handed in school. We forget the man who made sure his couldn't be mistaken for anyone else's. Which Founding Father do you think history shortchanged the most?
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
There no peptide for disaplin BTW
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this video kills me all the time why does he have a 3 second realisation of his existence and forgets it a frame after
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Tom Zbikowski. That guy rocked.
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
Even if you're in 4th grade, women will screenshot your shit and post it everywhere
I started teaching 4th graders graphic design at an afterschool program, and this one kid does not engage with any of the material, but he comes into class and furiously googles the Titanic for an hour every week
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
Remember… That time Joe Biden was like 6 inches taller than usual? I wonder who that really was?
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Terry Greenbeans retweeted
In a 2014 email, Epstein wrote that he has 650 relatives who are Jewish with 10 different spellings of the surname Epstein, and that he has “two recessive genes that cause hyper f*cking.” Follow: @AFpost
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Shitting in the Dallas airport and a old janitor slid a mop under the stall and said “lift ya legs up for me partner”
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