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“Like Purdy” becoming a phrase that makes sense
Kirk playmaking like Purdy?? 😭
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I feel bad for my employer I’m their best guy but I got places to be
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Wow you’re an idiot
You’re only allowed to win MVP with the easiest schedule in the league if you’re throwing to Ja’Marr and Tee. Unfortunately you’re ineligible if you’re throwing to Diggs & Boutte.
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Nobody has ever said one piece has great pacing is that your only criticism of the show
I refuse to believe anyone that calls this “the best thing ever” isn’t a subspecies
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Kenny Atkinson made the Cavs shoot 58.3% on fts! Ignore the 31 assists on 40 made field goals that’s not a coaching thing.
Whatever, man. This stuff used to bother me much more but if ownership doesn’t care enough to make a coaching change, then why should i get worked up.
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‘Super Mario Galaxy’ was released 19 years ago today.
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Any other Deandre Liggins guessers?
Never written his name quicker during Krillion 1v1
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Let me know what yall think of this trade
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Arkansas had Acuff, Thomas, and Brazile how did they not final 4 bruh
NBA “Experts” saw this and said “nah”
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Smash bros Ivysaur
This has to be the most misgendered character in all of fiction right
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Kingston Tosi is on demon watch this year
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The actual list: - Chourio walkoff - Jose game 5 homer - Mitchell robbery - Bauers homer - Mesa homer
The Top 5 Postseason moments so far, according to Mark DeRosa: 1. Jake Bauers NLCS home run off Snell 2. Rasmussen's dominance 3. Chourio walk-off vs Mason Miller 4. Gavin Williams dominates G5 vs CHW 5. Meidroth 3-run Wild Card HR
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We love you goat
#Titans HC Robert Saleh says Jordan Elliott having a gun was, in a way, a “small sign of a cry for help,” considering he had no prior issues and is a father and a hard worker. Saleh referenced two suicides in the NFL over the past year and expressed concern about players struggling without getting the help they need. “These kids go through a lot. I will stand on the table for Jordan’s character. My message to 31 other teams: If you need a hell of a run-stopping DT that can help for a playoff run, give me a call. I'll tell you everything you need to know about him. He’s a good man. Had a terrible lapse in judgment.”
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God Jalen Brunson is such a lame fuck
ESPN’s Malika Andrews: “Are you really willing to take less?” KAT: “I want us all to stay together. That's always been my main priority. Nowhere in my mind was a max contact was even thought about.” Jalen Brunson: “Sign the contract.” (h/t @ohnohedidnt24)
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Petey Halpin when he sees anyone with even a Twins vibe to them
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