@TexasBryan

Husband, father, and proud Texas Longhorn.

 Dallas, TX
Joined June 2009
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Seven teams had winning records in the SEC this year. When those seven teams played each other, here are their records: Texas 3-1 Georgia 2-1 Bama 2-1 Ole Miss 1-1 OU 1-2 Vandy 0-2 A&M 0-1 Penalize Texas for playing Ohio State. That is the reality.
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Texas played more top 10 team than Texas Tech, Indiana, Notre Dame and Miami….combined.
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#Texas becomes the first team since 2019 LSU to defeat three top 10 teams in a single season.
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THE TROPHY IS STAYING IN AUSTIN 🤘 #HookEm
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The Account Formerly Known As
@Doc_Texas29 Nov 2025
Texas is 6-0 vs their permanent SEC rivals
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Buy BTC...it's a 2x play on MSTR! 😉
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Can someone explain why BTC is up 22% over the last month but MSTR is up 27% when MSTR is supposed to be a roughly 2x BTC? I'm not complaining, just asking. I'm guessing the answer is the ATM and just give it time.
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The difference between Texas and second place is larger than the difference between second and tenth place. Athletic domination. The SEC clearly was not ready for Texas. #HookEm
Directors’ Cup Updates
@Direct_Cupdates18 May 2025
The @TexasLonghorns wrap up a dominant inaugural athletic season in the SEC. Texas wins 8 conference championships on the year and wins the SEC All Sports Trophy by a massive margin of 0.156. The margin is larger than the score difference between 2nd and 12th place. #HookEm
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MSTR creeping down. Are they hitting the ATM right now?
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Let’s see who has the bigger Twitter fanbase. What’s happening tonight during the @CottonBowlGame.
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This didn’t age well…
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Super super super proud mom this morning 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾 GET THEM FREAKING HORNS UP! Only thing A&M had on us, CHANTS!!!! Great morning to be a LONGHORN 👎🏾 HOOKEM BABY🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾
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Jake, you’ll always be a Longhorn! RIP. To the pathetic loser holding this sign, you’re a fucking disgrace to humanity.
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No Texas A&M head coach has won as many bowl games in their career with the Aggies as Tom Herman won with the University of Texas....and he was fired by the Longhorns for underperforming. #AggieFactRivalryWeek
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RT if you are craving some Aggie Facts
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Just in time for Christmas, @ontexasfootball is giving away a Colt McCoy/Jordan Shipley signed mini helmet. All you have to do to win is retweet this tweet, but you can DOUBLE YOUR CHANCES of winning by subscribing to On Texas Football on YouTube. We will draw on Dec 22. #HookEm
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.@elonmusk please talk some sense into @GovAbbott. A $400 fee to register an electric vehicle followed by $200 per year is way more than gas vehicle owners currently pay towards our roads. Abbott is clearly against improving our environment and is being funded by big oil. 👎🏻
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I blame @wfaaweather for this! #icestorm #liveoak
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