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where am I? deer god help me, I don’t know where I am

Joined October 2025
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IM HERE TO CAUSE WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!
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this is just glimpse into my dark and twisted mind...
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has this been done before
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Funny
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Who ever decided to let me have rights, you were wrong. I said yes to a 15 hour shift and I regret it greatly. 🐇🔥
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I was tricked. That’s not gravel on top of a sponge. 0/10 very disappointing
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You know that one star trek episode where they find a planet of aliens who communicate exclusively through metaphors and mythological references? What if they landed on a planet of furries that did the same thing but with Telegram stickers?
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