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I can do my shirt the inside way! @Carly_AB1106 ❤️ #shestoogoodforme

Texas, USA
Joined January 2017
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A graceful, athlete, highly intelligent and loyal hunting dog, the golden retriever strikes a majestic pose while stalking prey for its fellow humans. But also: ❤️🤷‍♂️😉🤣 #dogs
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The humans have not given me enough calories today and I am letting them know. The amount of breakfasts I need are between 5 and 10. #FridayVibes #friday #dogsoftwitter #dogs #secondbreakfast
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this is a power move by Comet and i respect him for it. 14/10
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My forearms are burning just watching this (🎥 IG wigglebuttblue)
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This is Honey. She wants you to spot the difference between these two pics. It’s very subtle so please take your time. 13/10
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When do the raspberries come back? These plants are 100% pokey and 0% raspberry. Silly nature. I will wait to get my rewards. #Spring #berries #dogs #dogsoftwitter
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Dadguy has a coworker today who ate his lunch even though it was labelled, inappropriately got into his personal space, disregarded his lab setups and did not follow safety protocols. This coworker is also constantly hitting on his wife. • • It me. 😉🧪 #workingfromhome #dogs
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Berners are a working breed, bred to pull carts, protect children and the farm in the Bern region of Switzerland. Berners are also mischievous and stubborn, as well as being highly intelligent. We have been called majestic clowns or Bunsenstopthat by our humans. #sunday #dogs
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Deep breathing. It Sunday. Take a dog nap. #sunday #dogs #dogsoftwitter
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Maybe your timeline needs the littlest Bunsen ever recorded instead of other news. Puppies just have a way of making the gloomiest day in #QuarantineLife bright. ❤️ #ThrowbackThursday #puppy #dogsoftwitter #littlestbunsenever
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Me hearing that the military in the states just released #ufo2020 footage. What are those? Well. The are unidentifiable. They are flying. They are objects. I’m sure it will be studied for but for now we don’t know! #maybealiens #maybecanadageese #aliensarereal #aliensexist
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#ServiceDogs in #Science entering a laboratory would go thru special training for lab safety to wear #PPE boots, goggles & lab coat. Trained to enter safety showers, not auto-retrieve items on ground, wait patiently under benches & exposed to sirens & alarms. #SafetyFirst #dogs
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This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment
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The night is dark and the human stares at the wall. I know not her troubles. I know not why she has been home so much. I DO know that I love her. I will protect this human from all evils. The loneliness of a pandemic. Also a bag floating in the wind.❤️ #dogs #coronavirus
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This is Finn. He just went through a break-pup. Decided to get bangs. Now more confident than ever. 13/10 she doesn't deserve you king
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Hey humans- we are in for a hard week of uncertainty. It’s ironic that the day that starts this week celebrates dogs! #NationalPuppyDay I’m there for my humans, if you don’t have a pet- I’m there for you too. Take care- from afar or near we love you! #COVID19 #hope #in #dogs
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he is so powerful i love him. 13/10
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Q: why are the GoPro videos of Bunsen mostly snow? A: also Bunsen #silly #dogs #monday
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Analysis of cuddling with a giant dog by humans: +: giant floofy keeps you warm in the winter -: not as welcome during heat waves +: blankets not needed as body like sleeping bag -: must plan cuddling to avoid being smothered + death by dog panda not so bad #WednesdayThoughts
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it is really cool. that this year. i was given a whole extra day to love you
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