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James McMurray retweeted
A graceful, athlete, highly intelligent and loyal hunting dog, the golden retriever strikes a majestic pose while stalking prey for its fellow humans.
But also:
❤️🤷♂️😉🤣
#dogs
James McMurray retweeted
The humans have not given me enough calories today and I am letting them know.
The amount of breakfasts I need are between 5 and 10.
#FridayVibes #friday #dogsoftwitter #dogs #secondbreakfast
James McMurray retweeted
This is Honey. She wants you to spot the difference between these two pics. It’s very subtle so please take your time. 13/10
James McMurray retweeted
When do the raspberries come back?
These plants are 100% pokey and 0% raspberry.
Silly nature. I will wait to get my rewards.
#Spring #berries #dogs #dogsoftwitter
James McMurray retweeted
Dadguy has a coworker today who ate his lunch even though it was labelled, inappropriately got into his personal space, disregarded his lab setups and did not follow safety protocols.
This coworker is also constantly hitting on his wife.
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It me.
😉🧪
#workingfromhome #dogs
James McMurray retweeted
Berners are a working breed, bred to pull carts, protect children and the farm in the Bern region of Switzerland. Berners are also mischievous and stubborn, as well as being highly intelligent. We have been called majestic clowns or Bunsenstopthat by our humans. #sunday #dogs
James McMurray retweeted
Maybe your timeline needs the littlest Bunsen ever recorded instead of other news.
Puppies just have a way of making the gloomiest day in #QuarantineLife bright.
❤️
#ThrowbackThursday #puppy #dogsoftwitter #littlestbunsenever
James McMurray retweeted
Me hearing that the military in the states just released #ufo2020 footage.
What are those? Well.
The are unidentifiable.
They are flying.
They are objects.
I’m sure it will be studied for but for now we don’t know!
#maybealiens #maybecanadageese #aliensarereal #aliensexist
James McMurray retweeted
#ServiceDogs in #Science entering a laboratory would go thru special training for lab safety to wear #PPE boots, goggles & lab coat. Trained to enter safety showers, not auto-retrieve items on ground, wait patiently under benches & exposed to sirens & alarms. #SafetyFirst #dogs
James McMurray retweeted
This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment
James McMurray retweeted
The night is dark and the human stares at the wall.
I know not her troubles.
I know not why she has been home so much.
I DO know that I love her.
I will protect this human from all evils.
The loneliness of a pandemic.
Also a bag floating in the wind.❤️
#dogs #coronavirus
James McMurray retweeted
This is Finn. He just went through a break-pup. Decided to get bangs. Now more confident than ever. 13/10 she doesn't deserve you king
James McMurray retweeted
Hey humans- we are in for a hard week of uncertainty.
It’s ironic that the day that starts this week celebrates dogs!
#NationalPuppyDay
I’m there for my humans, if you don’t have a pet- I’m there for you too. Take care- from afar or near we love you!
#COVID19 #hope #in #dogs
James McMurray retweeted
he is so powerful i love him. 13/10
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James McMurray retweeted
Analysis of cuddling with a giant dog by humans:
+: giant floofy keeps you warm in the winter
-: not as welcome during heat waves
+: blankets not needed as body like sleeping bag
-: must plan cuddling to avoid being smothered
+ death by dog panda not so bad
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