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moving man. i keep doing stuff and it keeps working

Joined February 2023
It’s November 2026, everything is a skill issue
That presentation, everybody will sha know it’s Claude😔
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God I bin Dey argue in good faith, I’m such a fool😭 Nothing Dey sha. E Dey happen
Because Nigerian atheists are so dishonest and ignorant, you can just call them a retard and move on.
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The only honest Christians I’ve ever encountered were the ones who were brave enough to admit this in the context of predestination and Judgement. God is omniscient and omnipotent which means if you’re going to hell, it’s because he’s already put you there.
“jacob i love, esau i hate.” but yeah, we're all equal, and he has no favourites.
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God has always had his favorites and woe betides everyone of us who isn’t on that list
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You could have done without the whole having enough people who do part. You wanted to let them know you could do without them. You’d have to have known this would sting a bit.
remember when a former friend would (unprompted) constantly apologize for not showing up for me and i had to tell her that i actually don’t notice when she doesn’t because i have enough people who do and it turned into fight lmao
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I’m touching as little of this as possible, mcp access so my agents can do all setup and tests necessary by themselves.
entered cloudflare dashboard and I was lost. my God!!
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Money n laughter with my favorite person this month
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We need about $20billion for this. Where will the money come from?
Replying to @honour_can_code
Do you know that a 2.5 GW nuclear power plant can generate at least 60 GWh of electricity per day? The money spent on that useless coastal road could have been used to build a fully operational nuclear power station. Nuclear power could solve 50% of our electricity needs.
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People love to virtue signal on the internet. You’re attributing a moral failing to someone because they were able to solve a problem rather than sit back and do nothing but wait four years for an election. Be so fucking serious right now
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I'll ask you just two questions today. 1. Do you own a generator? 2. Before you bought your generator did you think about the people who can't afford to own a generator? Thank you.
Nigerians are the most selfish people you can think of. Someone has raised a concern regarding stable electricity , instead of y'all agree that we'll come together and demand for it, you're telling him how to spend more money so he can get a better solar setup. To show you that we don't think for the collective good of others. What happens to that man who can't afford a solar setup? What happens to that woman selling Akara who can't afford a solar setup? What happens to millions of young people who can't afford any setup? Small countries with less resources have fixed the electricity issues they had long ago, but here you are, telling to spend more. This I better pass my neighbor mentality is killing us.
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Misery truly loves company🤣
i tweeted this 6 days ago. lmaoooooo
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Ayo🧞 retweeted
Not gonna lie learning to think like this saves you so much strife
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Donnaruma is single-handedly ruining this great project
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The removal of fuel subsidy basically means most Nigerian states are just entering their “golden age” of governors. 🙈 It’s not like these men are really fantastic administrators, but they just have a lot more money to spend and are operating in a far more optimal legal (given the ongoing decentralization of powers) and financial situation.
Halo bias. Mbah has performed or in some cases surpassed Seyi’s 2-term governorship metrics, But that’s not the point. How’s Seyi the most qualified when he hasn’t proposed even a single better policy that he has for 🇳🇬?
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Massive improvements over 4 years is doable, uninterrupted supply for 230 million people in one year is outright impossible with our current budget
I just pray that if Obi enters into power next year, if the only thing he can achieve in his first one year in charge is the entire country having constant uninterrupted power supply - not all this band A band B nonsense. I’d be praying for him and his lineage every day of my life.
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Unfavorable TOW for me. I’ll have to pass too tbh
Mercor actually offered me this Odin project contract two months ago, and I rejected it almost immediately 🤣.
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Working for companies with revenue>>>>>>>
I learned this early in my career and it helped me maximise my income. It will require a lot of humility to accept it, but your technical ability, experience or skill is a very tiny part of what determines your salary. Regardless of how competent you are, if you don’t work in a company that can afford to pay above or at market rates, you’ll be underpaid. The economic reality in the country you reside in also determines what you’ll get paid. The type of company you work for and the industry also play a significant role. A driver in a oil company will earn more than an accountant in a private secondary school (even the posh ones). It has very little to do with their skills or competence. You’re making the mistake I made when I first started looking for remote opportunities from Nigeria. The benchmark IS NOT the salary range in the country where the company is located, but the range in YOUR country! What do the top companies pay on average in your company? Add 18 to 20% to it and it becomes the absolute minimum you can accept. Just in case you’ve forgotten, there’s huge supply of talents like you in Nigeria and few employers, so even locally, it is an employer’s market. The few companies hiring from Nigeria know this too. Like I said, it is basic economics. It is not in your place to determine what is fair when they can very easily find another person who will accept the offer since your expectations are out of touch with your own reality. Getting a side gig from a Nigerian founder in the UK is not even what I am talking about. However it is unreasonable to expect $700 from a founder who is bootstrapping a company from their own £3500 salary.
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Ayo🧞 retweeted
The effectiveness of maxim guns was insane. Took the British only 4 maxim guns (only FOUR) to take down the mighty sokoto caliphate. Sokoto caliphate stretched through 4 countries in the modern day. A civilization that doesn’t take technological advancement and sovereignty seriously will eventually be subjugated.
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Ayo🧞 retweeted
Opays rates are not comparable to prevailing Nigerian rates. They are only comparable to predatory loan sharks. Wema, GT, even mfbs like LAPO lend you at 3-4% per month. Opay is a whooping 18% per month! They can write off loans whatever because they are already make a killing on performing loans.
Meanwhile, OPay wrote off $113 million in loans in six months recently. Loans to ordinary Nigerians without fucking collateral, the kind of loans conventional Nigerian lenders would never tolerate. And OPay’s lending rates are actually comparable to prevailing Nigerian rates. Complete fucking bozos. No need for another epistle. A lot of Nigerians are so intellectually bankrupt that these Chinese people should just let them find out what life looks like without the opportunities they take for granted. They should let y'all die for real. Many of you people are simply not worth the salvation.
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Paystack doesn’t have their own mcp. You guys need to do better
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