Ginger

Hear me out. Historically accurate erotica.

If @BurgerKing doesn’t bring back their ghost pepper chicken fries..I have a 10 year old client who is going to lose it. They’ve been waiting for the box to come back for a year 😭😭😭

I’m kinda depressed I’ll never be able to watch midnight mass for the first time again. #midnightmass

Genius lyrics: Problematic. Problem is when I’m with you I’m an addict.

Naveen Andrews reminds me of this guy I use to date. I hate watch the “Drop Out” bc the guy was also a manipulative predator

My toxic trait is thinking I can complete the Barkley Ultra… no problem. #BM100

You know ur bestie is meant to be your bestie when the night before her wedding she’s still sending you funny tik toks. #bff #weddingqween

I consider myself pretty fashion forward I have my own spunky style but I WILL ABSOLUTELY wear slides and socks to the airport…every time… no problem. No shame. I find it completely acceptable in this one scenario only.

There’s one thing in this crazy world I’m absolutely certain of and that is money and calories don’t exist when you’re at the airport.

Today I got rejected by a grad school I was really hoping for. Cried. Ate 5 twizzlers. Ditched my therapy appt bc I had too much anxiety over it and instead watched a bunch of tik toks. SO killing it really.

Current game I’ve been playing: Am I hungry? Or is it a side effect from the new sleeping pills I’m on?

I did 10, 30 minute interviews today for grad school. And I’m celebrating by myself by drinking seltzer. Eating Indian Food. And watching trashy reality tv.

Just thinking about how today at brunch the waiter spilled an entire drink on me and then we went to a bar after and the bartender spilled water on my shoes and phone and I couldn’t sum up my life better than that.

In all honesty this is the first time I have ever seen someone really eat on @BachelorABC #shrimpgate

Today was technically my “Saturday” and I went to the gym and then watched all The Matrix movies in a row…. No regrets.

I hate loosing my glasses… bc I need my glasses to find my glasses. It’s a real pickle I get myself in.

Today I’m thinking WHY TF do lemons have so many seeds… like an egregious amount of seeds and limes have none?!

I need to clean my room (So bad). I need to water my plants. I need to drink water. I need to get ready for work bc I have to be there in like 30 min… but I’m feeling very apathetic towards all the above.