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The Canadian Idiot retweeted
The precedent has been set that a man can be convicted of rape and go to prison for the rest of his life based on nothing more than a "she said" 20 years after the fact - no matter how slaggish and willing the actions of the women involved. Every single man alive is now at risk.
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
EXCLUSIVE with @KatiePasitney of Universal Ostrich Farms
A year ago today, 1000 gunshots rung out in night...
"Today, We Remember. Tomorrow, We Continue the Fight.
Today, we remember the night the gunshots rang out across our fields, silencing decades of life, love, and legacy.
Beautiful, extraordinary souls were taken from this world in a way no animal should ever have to endure. Hundreds of ostriches were destroyed without a single surviving bird being tested for the virus before the killing.
But what those gunshots could never silence was their spirit.
We remember the beauty of our ostriches, their curiosity, their personalities, the thunder of their footsteps across the fields, and the incredible energy they brought into our lives. Their presence filled our farm with something that cannot be measured in dollars or replaced by government compensation.
They were never just numbers. They were living beings. They were part of our family, our history, and a scientific legacy that held promise for generations yet to come.
Today, we honour our ostriches as the heroes they have become. Their story has crossed borders, united strangers, awakened conversations, and created a ripple effect that continues to reach around the world.
Their lives mattered. Their suffering mattered. And their legacy must matter.
Canadians deserve better. Farmers deserve protection. Animals deserve compassion. And science deserves a meaningful place at the table before irreversible decisions destroy livelihoods, generational farms, research opportunities, and the promise of future food security.
Our fight has never been about denying the importance of disease prevention. It is about demanding that disease prevention, scientific evidence, animal welfare, and fundamental fairness work together.
As we move forward with our civil lawsuit, our documentary, and the Ostrich Legacy Project, we carry their legacy with us. Not out of hatred, but out of love. Not simply to revisit the past, but to help change the future.
Because when we fail to question destruction, we risk allowing history to repeat itself.
One year later, my mother and I are still standing.
We stand for our ostriches. We stand for the farmers who fear they could be next. We stand for scientific discovery, accountability, compassion, and the generations who will inherit the decisions we make today.
The gunshots may have silenced our fields, but they awakened voices around the world.
And those voices will continue to rise.
They took their lives. They did not take their legacy.
With love, remembrance, and unwavering determination"
Karen Espersen & Katie Pasitney
Universal Ostrich Farms
Justice for the Ostriches.
Science Over Destruction.
Their Legacy Lives On.
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
This fuckin nonce!
'Sir' Stephen Fry said at the Oxford Union debate that the girls raped by foreigners in Rotherham were 'child prostitutes'.
The Age of Consent is “subjective”
No one should go to jail for raping a minor if there is 'consent'
The Elites are riddled with em!
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
Two things we know after Russel conviction
Consensual sex can be declared rape if youre white.
Rape is declared consensual sex if youre Muslim.
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Mass amounts of Americans are calling for the courts to be PURGED as San Francisco leftist Judge Linda Colfax released a criminal who FATALLY assaulted an 84YO — because she was worried prison would have a "poor impact" on him
BETRAYAL.
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
BREAKING: MEXICO🔴 THE NATIONAL PALACE HAS FALLEN
The National Palace in Mexico City has been overrun — crowds flooding the gates, barriers collapsing, and the government losing control in real time.
This is not a protest.
This is a national eruption — the kind that signals something far deeper boiling beneath the surface.
What happens in Mexico tonight will send shockwaves across the entire Western Hemisphere.
More soon. Stay alert. Stay watching.
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
All patriots should read this
🚨 BREAKING: IRAN WAS MINUTES FROM LAUNCHING HELL ON EUROPE! 🚨
Sen. John Kennedy just dropped the BOMBSHELL classified intel that changes EVERYTHING:
“Our intelligence showed Iran stacking ballistic missiles and killer drones like never before… They were about to turn to America and Israel and SNARL:
‘We’re restarting our nuclear weapons program — and if you try to stop us, we’ll OBLITERATE the Middle East… and oh yeah, our missiles now reach LONDON, PARIS, and GERMANY!’”
Trump faced the nightmare decision: Let them arm up until they could rain fire on our allies and threaten the homeland…
OR STRIKE FIRST AND SAVE THE WORLD?
He chose to BOMB their nuclear sites and STOP THE MADNESS.
This wasn’t politics. This was SURVIVAL.
If Trump hadn’t acted, where would we be right now?
🔥 Drop your thoughts below — Did he save us or not? RT if you stand with strength over surrender! 🇺🇸💥
FOLLOW ME THE NEXT DROPS WILL BE SHOCKING
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
So using the Russell Brand case as precedent, any woman can wait 20+ years and then go to police and say the sex she had on a particular night all those years ago wasn't consensual so the guy is then guilty. We're living in the twilight zone.
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
🚨 WOW! Elon Musk FIRES BACK at every Senate and House Democrat planning to target him, saying he will GLADLY cancel any government contract — he doesn't NEED them anyway
"SpaceX contracts with the government are BOTH the best product AND the lowest price! Moreover government revenue will be less than 10% of SpaceX revenue this quarter and less then 5% a year from now. Happy to cancel any that the government doesn’t want. Just say the word!"
Honestly, pushing away Elon Musk is a HORRIBLE move from Dems! His products are incredible and benefit America 🇺🇸
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
🧨 EXPLOSIVE!
Did Mark Carney just say the QUIET PART OUT LOUD?
While promoting Budget 2026, he reportedly called Canada “a master of our own DEBT.”
HOLY SH*T, GUYS! 😂
With federal debt-interest costs projected to hit $85.5 BILLION annually, that’s one hell of a slip.
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
It's weird that the U.S. cares more about terrorist financing in Canada than the RCMP or CSIS do.
Strike that: I'm sure the RCMP and CSIS care.
But Mark Carney and Gary Anandasangaree are more interested in ethnic voting blocs than public safety.
home.treasury.gov/news/press…
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
Imagine living somewhere where your hospitals start crumbling because Nenshi commissioned a 2-spirit Nepalese lesbian to fingerpaint the sidewalks instead.
Dear Calgarians,
which do you prefer? Long showers & being able to flush a toilet whenever you please? Or having bike lanes, public art & a library overrun with homeless people?
Think of that when casting a provincial ballot next year.
The man who prioritized fluff while neglecting core infrastructure needs now wants to run the entire province.
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
This is CTV's @mikelecouteur trying his best to not sound like a professional idiot.
Equating Harper and Carney on immigration Mike is like arguing that because I could lift 200 pounds at 20, that I should be able to lift 600 pounds at 60.
That's weapons-grade stupidity.🤡
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
🚨 Just HOURS after I began pressing the mayor of Maui SUPER hard about children missing from the fire, I began being stalked, harassed, and intimidated.
This morning at 5:45 am, about 2 mins after I started my live shot with Steve Bannon on War Room while alone in the rear of my hotel, a stalker aggressively approached me from behind.
My hotel is 45 minutes from Lahaina.
I don’t know who this guy is or why he showed up to my hotel at 5:45 am. He would’ve had NO WAY of knowing I had a live shot scheduled.
I’ve even received SEVERAL death threats from "anonymous" users (aka cowards) over the past days, and ESPECIALLY the last 12 hours.
Although I now have to move hotels, get a new rental car, and possibly even HIRE SECURITY to travel around with me for my own safety, I WILL NOT BE DETERRED.
If anything, I will be MORE vocal. Stalking and harassing me WILL backfire—I promise you that.
I don't trust the Maui, Hawaii, or US governments. They're all lying. They know the truth, but they're hiding it from the public.
— WHY IS THERE STILL A MASSIVE MEDIA BLACKOUT?
— WHY DID THEY LIE ABOUT THE SIRENS?
— WHY ARE RESIDENTS BANNED FROM VISITING THEIR HOMES?
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE ON MAUI?
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
🚨 ARCHBISHOP VIGANÒ JUST DROPPED A NUCLEAR TRUTH BOMB
When a senior Catholic Archbishop — a former Apostolic Nuncio to the United States — openly accuses global elites of infiltrating Western governments to impose Agenda 2030… the world should stop and listen.
Viganò warns:
“A dangerous subversive elite has infiltrated the highest levels of Western institutions to implement a criminal global plan.”
He says those who expose this “global coup” are silenced through:
• Censorship
• Intimidation
• Psychiatric abuse
• Arrest
And he names a political prisoner the mainstream refuses to talk about:
Rainer Füllmich — imprisoned for the crime of telling the truth.
Then Viganò goes further than almost any church figure in our lifetime:
“It is not Füllmich who belongs in prison, but those who committed the greatest crime ever against humanity.”
And he names them:
Fauci
Gates
Schwab
Soros
von der Leyen
Bourla
…and their accomplices in public office.
This is unprecedented.
A senior Archbishop accusing the globalist power structure of crimes against humanity — and calling the emerging system what it is:
A totalitarian regime spreading across Europe, Canada, Australia and every nation controlled by the UN, NATO, WHO and WEF.
His call to the world is clear:
“Raise your voice. Defend the persecuted. Free Rainer Füllmich.”
History is accelerating.
The Church is speaking.
Whistleblowers are being jailed.
And the globalists are losing their grip.
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Iranian woman goes BERSERK on a smug white liberal who is supporting the Islamic regime
"Convince me of WHAT? Of R*PE?! Of women not having rights?! I am Iranian, I've been imprisoned by that regime!"
"Iranians are ASKING for the bombs! Iranian youth are asking to be bombed, and you are standing here SUPPORTING a terrorist regime! What are you DOING supporting a terrorist regime?!"
*Lib spouts off about Palestine*
"This has NOTHING to do with Palestine. This is about a terrorist regime in MY COUNTRY."
"I can't even go see my father's grave!!"
Mad props to this woman! White liberals are clueless, all over the world.
FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING
The Canadian Idiot retweeted
All Canadians should be concerned by the @USTreasury’s announcement that its Office of Foreign Assets Control has had to sanction eight Canadian businesses for enabling Iran’s Islamic regime.
CIJA has long called on the Canadian government to ensure that Canada is not used as a safe haven for the IRGC, its operatives or other elements of the regime.
This is about far more than illicit financial activity. It is about individuals and networks operating in Canada to support a despotic regime that murders tens of thousands of its own people, exports terrorism around the world, launches missiles and drones at its neighbours, and arms Russia with weapons used in its horrific war against Ukrainians.
As the Canadian government advances its new National Security Strategy, with an emphasis on strategic autonomy, it must take decisive action against Iran, its proxies and their networks operating in Canada.
Canada cannot be a safe haven for those who facilitate sanctions evasion, finance the Iranian regime or enable its global terror operations.
home.treasury.gov/news/press…