probably late and definitely hungover | dirty commie bastard | he/him
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Joined March 2014
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Fantasy anime is the only place I've ever seen a 6 foot long sword that weighs 100lbs, Olympic fencers should reflect on why they cannot carry a weapon that can't be sheathed but they'd rather say anime is fake
One of the most obvious things that’s going on with pornography is it that it’s the only place many men have ever seen a woman asking for it, begging for it, saying, “I need it, give it to me” and then they have to go back to their girlfriend or wife or whatever who has never once turned them on in this core manner.
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🧐,🤨, and 🤔 should all be next to each other on the keyboard and it's insane that they aren't already
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(Frog in a pot of water that’s about to boil) Please keep watching…please don’t look away
I'm like 6-0 against girls and their cats that "don't like boys"
They can sense my loving heart
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Since moving back to my hometown it's really nice that when someone recognizes me and I don't recognize them it's not because I was blackout it's because they think I'm my brother
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White hat pedophile confirmed
I watched Russell Brand @rustyrockets on the @jimmyfallon show the other night—what the hell do people see in Russell—a major loser!
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So weird when people get mad at the bus driver when the bus is late, if buddy leaves on time it's kinda out of their hands after that, you drive the route and stop at the stops, do you want em to leave early because of the traffic ??
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I don't even speak french and that geico croissant commercial makes me so mad that I'm patriotic for the proud fake nation of quebec, parti quebecoise to me! Let's get these guys!
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His name is actually Jason Turkish? I thought he was some weird turkish guy that though he looked like Jason Statham
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