Deadpool. (Parody.)

"Okay listen you freaks and geeks, children of all ages you know the drill. Deadpool here, and if you are seeing me odds are you either pissed off someone or I am bored." Mostly comic inspired. Painfully pansexual. Your friendly multiverse traveling merc with a mouth--

"Sleep ha, I don't do that." He said with a shrug it wasn't entirely distruthful he rarely slept.

Slides him a plate of pancakes. "Morning spooder."

"Got some free time, did you want to hangout?" He asked perking a brow.

He gets up and looks at her. "Well I don't know about not being ugly but I am a goofball."

"Well shit I knew I was ugly but, I didn't know I scared you!" Cue a fake pout all in jest of course, he knew how she was when it came to him.

Squinty eyes, before he just jumps onto her shoulders and hums. "I came in like a wrecking ball!" @ROGUESGONEWILD

I am very proud of her the only thing in my shitty life I have done right by.

Well he can be funny sometimes.

Right now Chuckles, theres not much to help with. Ellie is happy and healthy, I believe she is getting ready for a walkthrough for your school.. Me I am just trucking along to the best of my capabilities.

Can't really professor, couldn't really sleep last night so got a early morning.

Well and a good morning to you..

Why because he may just have to take her home.

Well she doesnt have to say that twice.

Well there's the beautiful assassin.

"I wont say much but those who know, will know. Know that I love all you strong crazy women, and would probably die for most of you."

Its one of those days he may be in a certain kinda mood.

Well, he has already started, but he dont want foot claws to the nuts. But he did bring pizza and beer so..

But why he is so good at it?