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Joined May 2014
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Evan retweeted
remember it wasnt just the war, the economy. it was also this smug “eat shit fuck you” attitude from all these neocon hacks. calling everyone who dare criticize them or hold them to their own promises communists or antisemites or whatever the fuck boomer buzzword mark levin was shrieking that day. MIGA lost at the ballot box, dan. maybe its time to start caring about that $20 burrito
Just hearing about this dumb $20 burrito debate so just thought I’d make the losers on social media angry before going to bed. Stop whining, get a job, eat Ramen like the rest of us did in college, on a budget with 4 roommates. The market doesn’t care what you think something “should” cost. Only communists care (they set prices remember? Then everyone starves, remember?) Are you a communist? Or are you an American adult male capable of handling his own shit?
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Dan Crenshaw criticized the Biden administration for telling Americans to change dietary habits to lower their grocery bills. x.com/dancrenshawtx/… Dan Crenshaw also has a history of insider trading stocks while in Congress *allegedly* quiverquant.com/congresstradin…
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Yeah, if only the people who were warning about this 20-25 years ago had been heeded instead of vilified and marginalized.
🚨 BREAKING: Christian protestors are being SURROUNDED by Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan, who are screaming “ALLAHU AKBAR” We NEVER should’ve allowed it to get to this point. SEND THEM BACK!
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The worst part is that the neocon faction will take this as a sign to roll back anything that Trump and MAGA has accomplished - nothing they want more than to go back to Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.
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Wow. From Raymond James. Trump approval mapped onto average gas prices.
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There is no irony to this. This third world teenager is such an embarassment.
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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Heavy legal reprecussions are necessary.
These votes can still easily cost the seat. Thousands of people voted for a man who didn’t even run a campaign. There are two issues here; This was a deception op, and people were stupid enough to vote for him.
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Aviation twitter is getting a taste of the insanely confident stupidity medical twitter deals with daily.
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Hank - Closer (Nine Inch Nails cover) [Slop Cannon Edition]
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Right at the tail of the video, you can hear a nice young lady say, “over a debate btw”. Now, I don’t mean to demean any patriots or patriettes out there, but you have to STOP with this rhetoric. Let me break this down for you: 1) The left has spent decades calling the right violent, which has conditioned you to show everyone how nonviolent you are. 2) the left adores, and has imported, third world hordes. 3) there is not a third world culture in the world that isn’t honor bound. 4) a slap in the face is the ultimate sign of disrespect in such cultures. It both asserts dominance, and implies you are not worthy of even being hit with a balled fist. 5) when someone challenges your honor, you are expected to riposte. If you’re slapped, you probably need to slap them back. At a minimum, you should verbally destroy them. This is all sending a signal to their masses. Yes. There are far leftists training seriously for conflict, but the majority of the left are a bunch of pussies. What they are doing, whether conscious or not, is signaling to their imported kill squads that you’ll take it lying down. What’s particularly shitty about all of this is that we are apparently fighting against a communist hive-mind, or every single leftist, including Slappy Pappy here, are coordinating via Discord. They will only send their women and their elderly to do this kind of thing, and we as Westerners exude a great amount of restraint over our aggression. If an old man slapped a young man in Africa, that would be a dead old man. But here, we practice pity and restraint. I’m not going to tell you how to bridge that gap outside of this: You have to stop thinking in modern Western terms and learn to think like your deep ancestors did about such matters. Do not let these FREAKS take your honor.
INSANE old liberal man SWINGS at 18-year-old TPUSA volunteer in New Hampshire:
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Evan retweeted
Interesting data point. Recently I had an Iranian Uber driver. I asked her "is it true that there are still practicing zoroastrians in Iran?" She said "zoroastrian? What's that?" I said "you know, like zoroaster, uhh zarathustra" Then I remembered "zartoshti?" "Ahh!" She says. "Yes! Well that's basically everyone. We just hide it because the government is Muslim" That really shocked me. No idea how true that is. Maybe just her circles?
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It should be noted that Marshall Rawson: 1) Ran for a realistic office (State Rep) 2) Ran a traditional campaign in the streets 3) Didn't try to be an online edgelord 4) Didn't have gay flame wars with online influencers 5) Beat an establishment guy who vastly outspent him
Candidate denounced as “White Nationalist” and “Southern Secessionist” has blowout victory,
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Evan retweeted
Today, more people voted for Drunk White Pilot to take the yoke than voted for James Byrd, the Democrat candidate for Senate in Wyoming We have more power than we have ever drawn upon. More than any of us knows
Choose your pilot
5%Attractive woman
2%Muslim man
8%Black man
85%White man (BAC 0.12)
106,915 votes • 28 minutes
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Evan retweeted
Let me tell you WHY boomers lose their shit over politics. It's because in the 60s and 70s, they were convinced they were the moral backbone of human civilization. The "counterculture" became their religion. In their eyes, they were the generation that ended racism, stopped a war, and broke ground on the Star Trek future of secular progress and enlightened liberalism. That story became their identity. So when you challenge their worldview, you're challenging a deeply engrained spiritual ontology. You're telling them that the story they've been telling themselves since they were 22 is a lie. Or worse... that it's actively harmful and regressive. And 50 years of believing something makes that basically impossible to accept. This is why wealthy and educated liberal women, for example, clap like seals for "transgender youth" as they become castrated pharmaceutical experiments... The march of forward progress must continue in earnest... there are always new "rights" and groups to fight on behalf for. Look at any picture of a "No Kings Protest." It's 80% boomers...
Calmest guy at the polling place today in NH was the 18-year old that got swung at. We want conversation, not violence!
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Daily reminder that the @SenateGOP has been holding pro forma sessions to keep @POTUS from making recess appointments for 2 years. People like @HawleyMO slamming the gavels.
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Well, at least prices will go down. That’s what Democrats are known for, right?
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A cat totally freaked out by a human speaking cat language🐱
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No surprise. When he lost earlier in the evening and they had to find the votes to install him, it was a given.
BREAKING: Democrat Abdul El-Sayed wins U.S. Senate race in Michigan, becoming the first Muslim elected to the Senate
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Don't say. Do!
I’ve been telling Republicans that Trump rallies wouldn’t win the midterms since January. Maybe the folks in DC will start listening to those of us that built the MAGA movement in 2016.
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