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2010 was a bad year

Joined October 2009
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Replying to @XChadballX
@XChadballX http://twitpic.com/1v4q1k - dude!!! that is me Sky!!! lol im holdin the guitar but my hair is crazzy!!!
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Omg XD this guy walks into red lobster with his lady and his shirt is thin, I kno this cause his nipples are hard and standing at attent ...
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Nipples
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I hate snuggie commercials So fucken lame!
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Walmart. #thuglife #YOLO
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Wtf I hate when I just get random boners and can't do nothin about it >:|
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nobody: wow you're hot lets have sex everyone on the internet: wow you're hot lets have sex, to bad I live on fucking mars.
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sounds like a lot of HOOPLAAAAAAAAAH
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I always get holes in my pants where my nus are
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Unfollowing someone because they didn't follow you back is like sucking a dick because a hot chick rejected you.
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i love how above the influence commercials try to make it look like teenagers give a shit.
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i feel like death. ♥
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One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
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NEW VIDEO! youtube.com/watch?v=C5HkIQko… RETWEETskies so I know you saw it! <3
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If you forget to say "Pika" before you sneeze, you can always just say "bacca" afterwords.
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Here's a tuffy, Sleeping with Sirens or Pierce the Veil? Retweet for SWS Favorite for PtV
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Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired.
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#replacebandnameswithnigger Sleeping with Niggers
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As you can see, it's family night. We're playing......sex.