Darren Hodder

#Uxbridge English Dictionary (Italiano Edition) Pestokill: A service for the removal of all pesto from your premises and immediate surrounding area. #ImSorryIHaventA #Im_Sorry_I_Havent_A @bbccomedy @BBCRadio4 @TheRealJackDee @pestokil1 @GraemeGarden1

Sitting comfortably, Neo? Spare any room for us humans? #neo #micio #cat #blackcat #neooftwitter #gatto – at Poplar, London

Apparently today is #blackcatappreciationday Neo doesn't much care but she does appreciate being back home after adventures in Italy & France – at Poplar, London

Forst things forst... #beer – at Vigevano, Lombardia

I vote for Basil Fawlty to host the next Conservative Party leadership debate... @JohnCleese #fawlty #basilfawlty #fawltytowers #faint #fainted – at Vigevano, Lombardia

I find myself working remotely from Lombardy for the next few weeks. Would any of my Milanese contacts like to meet up while I am here? #milan #italy #meetup #networking (Photo: Gargoyle, Duomo di Milano)

#question Would watching "Frozen Planet" make me feel cooler? Or would it just put extra emphasis on how hot it is? – at Vigevano, Lombardia

This is very petty but this really annoys me 😤🤣 @BBCNews – at Vigevano, Lombardia

Don't mind me, I'm just sailing by... – at Portsmouth, England

Well it's been an "interesting" return journey. I now fully anticipate being sat next to this guy. #delgriffith – at Fingal, Ireland