justine

beautiful poetry on the costco subreddit this morn

the Chinese surveillance balloon that no one can shoot down and the Brazilian asbestos-filled ship that no one can sink… should kiss

it’s all going down in the NYT spelling bee comments

i'm starting to suspect that guy will never forget to photoshop paddington into a movie or tv show

when a girl from high school deletes all her socials/falls off the face of the planet, that’s called “pinkberrying”

if you ever want to bully a theater major tell them they are dong a bad job imagining that they have a golden crown on their head that is attached to the ceiling with golden strings that is elongating their spine

beginning my pilot about an explosion at a cottage cheese factory today :)

this came to me in a dream??

:-)

I’m now fully dosed on Moderna and here was my experience, if it’s useful: Dose 1 - sore arm, nothing else; Dose 2 - low-grade fever, some chills, but gone in 24 hours; Dose 3 - I got really really sick, actually; Dose 4 - I do believe Jolene is trying to take my man

just got _THE_ email from the library let's fucking goooooooooooooooooooooo

evidence is mounting that a tiny subatomic particle is being influenced by forms of matter and energy that are not yet known to science but which may nevertheless affect the nature and evolution of the universe down at the men in music business conference

stop glamorizing the "grind" and start glamorizing getting 14+ hours of sleep every night and frequenting very off-brand message boards where strangers post about their physical ailments and then other people very tangentially related to the medical field try to diagnose them

happy pisces season. one time i saw this comment on instagram