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Hi @cineworld.
In December it will be the 35th Anniversary of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.
I was wondering and hoping if there are any plans to screen it, I’ve always wanted to see it on the big screen.
Thanks 🖖
The John Lewis Christmas advert is so bad that comments on YouTube have already been TURNED OFF.
#JohnLewisChristmasAdvert #JohnLewis
Just had two trick-or-treaters at my door this early in the morning, dressed as bailiffs and asking for money. I gave them both a lollipop and told them to fuck off! 🤷
#Halloween #Halloween2026 #TrickOrTreat
Seeing that beloved crew reunited on that bridge one last time means even more now. 💔 Forever grateful for the final season of Picard.
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick. Thank you for everything. ❤️🖖
#SirPatrickStewart #StarTrek #Picard
The captain who always preferred diplomacy over phasers, who made “Make it so” feel like a quiet command to the universe itself, is now exploring the true final frontier.
Rest easy, Captain Picard. The stars are a little quieter tonight.
Of course Max is going to defend his colleague.
When Lib Dems get caught in their lies they double down.
I was a witness to the incident between Farage and
@CarolineVoaden
(his pathetic excuse for not attending the budget yesterday).
For the avoidance of doubt and for the information of everyone making all sorts of silly statements: the incident happened BEFORE this footage.
"We called him this morning... he told us we made his day"
Yeah I bet.
If someone gave me 10 billion quid, I couldn’t say what I would do to that person without getting banned.
@petercardwell
#Budget #Budget26
Dear Russia,
If you’re going to invade us or drop a nuke, can you please wait until at least 2030?
Yours sincerely
The United Kingdom
#budget26 #budgetday #Budget
Don't fining rule-breaking cyclists on Oxford Street’s pedestrian zone — simply seize their bikes and crush them. Ban hire-bike offenders for life. Almost no one will dare try it twice.
#OxfordStreet #TfL #London #Pedestrianisation #WestEnd
Phillip retweeted
🚨"It's an absolute f****ing joke"
Caller Angry Rob makes his feelings clear on Labour teasing rejoining the European Union.
@jkyleofficial
